Have you ever caught an episode of “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” on TLC? It’s a guilty pleasure of mine—perfect for lounging in my pajamas and unleashing a barrage of sarcastic comments. Sure, there are genuine medical mysteries out there, like the woman who had her tubes tied, only to find them miraculously reconnected. Wow! She thought she had a tumor at 50 and had no clue she was expecting. That’s some wild life stuff!
However, most of the time, women just don’t want to face the reality of being pregnant. When my partner and I decided to expand our family, my pregnancy test (and a bit of mishap with my hand) made it pretty clear. But there were several other signs along the way that confirmed my suspicions. Let’s just say, I knew I was pregnant:
So, for anyone feeling a bit puzzled, here’s a helpful list of signs that could mean you’re expecting:
- A stranger shares their unsettling birth story with you while you’re out shopping.
- The thought of chocolate cake makes you cringe, while a giant pack of Brussels sprouts sounds delightful.
- You find yourself letting out the occasional fart in the grocery aisle and blame it on the little one in your cart.
- You have more intimate check-ups with your OB-GYN than with your partner.
- You’re running out of Netflix shows to binge-watch.
- You can navigate the bathroom in total darkness by counting your steps.
- Getting out of bed requires a running start.
- Your snack choices include an odd mix of salsa, eggs, grapes, bacon, nuts, lettuce, feta, and an apple—all in one bowl.
- You shut your eyes while weighing yourself at the doctor’s office.
- You find yourself praying for smooth and easy bowel movements.
- You instinctively ask for the nearest bathroom as soon as you enter a new place.
- You often fantasize about delivering a sucker-punch to someone.
- You seem to be spending more time in the bathroom than anywhere else.
- Your partner has a not-so-fond nickname for your body pillow, fueled by jealousy.
- You feel utterly lost when it comes to shaving below the waist and wonder if the baby will need a machete to escape.
- Your emotions are on a rollercoaster; you cry when happy, sad, or disappointed and often find yourself seeking comfort from your sister after a Google search.
- You decide it’s time to clean the house but end up sitting on a bag of frozen peas while watching your favorite talk show.
- You attend yoga class but mostly lie on your mat, contemplating what your next meal will be.
- You feel powerful, strong, and important—because you truly are, mama!
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In summary, being aware of these signs can help you understand your body better as you navigate the journey of potential pregnancy. Whether you’re just curious or actively trying to conceive, it’s always good to stay informed and engaged.