Taking little ones to the beach can already be a challenge, and sometimes, well-meaning strangers add to the stress with their unsolicited comments. The next time someone feels the need to share their thoughts about your beach outing, arm yourself with these clever comebacks:
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“Oh, he looks SO hot!”
Oh really? It’s shocking, I know! It’s summer in Florida, and my baby has rosy cheeks from enjoying the outdoors. Hard to believe, but it’s not as bad as when he was in my belly. See ya! -
“Did you know babies can burn in the shade?”
And you are? A self-proclaimed sun expert? Sure, let me take parenting advice from a stranger who looks like they’ve been sunbathing since the 70s. But hey, let’s skip the justification for my choices. Thanks, but no thanks. -
“Is he wearing sunscreen?”
Oh no! Thanks for the reminder! I completely forgot and just covered him in baby oil instead. Because who needs sun protection, right? -
“Looks like he needs some water.”
Great observation! That’s exactly why I have his sippy cup filled with ice water right next to him. Magic how that works! Oh, and this Solo cup? It’s filled with my favorite drink while you walk away. Cheers! -
“Did you know he’s in the sun?”
Wait, you mean my baby, who is slathered in sunscreen and wearing a rash guard, is getting sunlight? What a shocker! But that’s the point of being at the beach, isn’t it? -
“I feel so bad for him. He looks so hot.”
Actually, he’s munching on a sandwich and laughing with his brothers under the umbrella. But hey, keep feeling sorry for him! Want to hold him while I enjoy a little swim? Thanks, bye! -
“Did you notice he’s not wearing a hat?”
Oh, you mean that accessory every baby refuses to wear? Noted! But yes, I’m aware that his sunscreen-covered head is exposed, just like it is everywhere else we go. Isn’t that horrifying? -
“He’s just SO YOUNG to be at the beach.”
Thanks for your concern, random older lady with leathery skin. He’s not dying; he’s just a little flushed from the warmth. Don’t worry, he’s covered in SPF 200, so he’s fine!
Next time you feel compelled to share your thoughts with a young mom at the beach, maybe offer to help instead! If you’re interested in parenting tips and insights, check out this link for more information. And if you’re looking for reliable products for your journey, check out this site which is quite informative. For more resources on pregnancy and home insemination, the CDC has some excellent information available.
In summary, while beach outings with babies can attract unsolicited advice, a little humor can go a long way. Embrace the joy of the day and don’t let the comments get you down!