When I was expecting my first child, I thought I was well-prepared. I stocked up on all the necessities: burp cloths, a cozy bassinet, a baby swing, a plethora of creams, lotions, diapers, and the cutest little outfits imaginable. My stash could have filled an entire basement, and I received even more as gifts. I took a childbirth class and read extensively on labor and caring for newborns. I was convinced I was ready for anything.
Then my baby arrived, wailing like a siren, and I realized just how unprepared I really was. I assumed the routine would be simple: feed, change, and put the baby down for a nap—but oh, how wrong I was! It wasn’t just the exhaustion that hit me; it was the realization that even the simplest tasks weren’t as straightforward as everyone made them out to be. Babies are unpredictable little beings, and very few resemble the idealized versions portrayed in books and movies.
I’ve since come to understand that babies are not just adorable bundles of joy; they are individuals with their own personalities and quirks right from the start. The best approach is to embrace their uniqueness and accept that typical routines and milestones may take longer to establish than you anticipated. Here are some hard truths about the baby phase that I wish someone had shared with me before I dove headfirst into parenthood:
- Crying Without a Clear Cause is Common.
My newborns were particularly fussy, crying for hours in the evenings unless we were moving or nursing. It was exhausting, and I constantly searched for answers—was it something I ate? Gas? Reflux? The truth is, babies cry, often without any discernible reason, especially in the evenings. It’s a normal phase that usually fades with time. - Not All Babies Enjoy Car Rides.
I assumed my little ones would love car rides, thinking of the car as a delightful rocking cradle. However, both of my children screamed their heads off. Only one occasionally fell asleep in the car, while the other just wanted out. The car became a place of distress for them. - Babies Eat Constantly.
The books said I should expect my baby to breastfeed every two to three hours. That sounded reasonable, but reality was different. It often turned into hourly feedings or even every half-hour during the evenings (hello, cluster feeding!). But hey, at least they packed on the baby fat! - Some Babies Refuse to Be Set Down.
We had this adorable baby swing with moving fish and a catchy tune, but my son wouldn’t tolerate being placed in it. He insisted on being held, leaving me longing for a break. Eventually, he did warm up to the swing—just in time for him to outgrow it! - 30-Minute Naps are the Norm for a While.
I tried putting my son down for naps in his co-sleeper, but every time I did, his eyes would pop open as soon as he touched the mattress. I discovered that the only way he would nap was while being held, and even then, naps rarely lasted longer than thirty minutes for quite some time. - The ‘Drowsy but Awake’ Method Often Fails.
In my pursuit of sleep, I followed the advice to place my baby down drowsy but awake. It didn’t work for us. If he was awake, he was not asleep, and putting him down resulted in a full-blown meltdown. Apparently, this technique is hit or miss—just not for my kids. - Schedules are Often a Myth.
I thrive on schedules, but my newborn had no interest in sticking to one. I tried to create a routine for my sanity, but it quickly became clear that their schedule was eat, sleep, wake, repeat—randomly. Just when I thought I noticed a pattern, it would change overnight. - Babies Experience Pain and Love.
I firmly believe that those early smiles aren’t just gas bubbles; babies can feel love from the moment they lock eyes with you. They also experience pain, and when my babies were uncomfortable, I felt it too. I had a revelation one evening as my second child fussed, realizing that amidst the chaos, that was how parents bond with their little ones. They communicate their presence and love, saying, “I’m here. I love you.”
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In summary, the journey of parenthood is filled with unexpected challenges and truths that aren’t always shared. Embracing the chaos and the unique personalities of your little ones will make the experience all the more rewarding.