Mom Returns to Work, Dad Texts Her into a Frenzy

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On her first day back at work, a mom faces an epic text exchange with her husband, who is home looking after their baby. If you’ve ever felt the anxiety of leaving your little one in someone else’s care, you’ll totally get the mix of humor and frustration in this exchange.

“Rough week. Emma’s maternity leave just wrapped up,” shares Jake Collins, the dad behind the blog Dad vs. Diapers. “The one person in our home who keeps everything running smoothly went back to work, and I found myself solo parenting our little guy. I won’t lie; when Emma walked out that first morning, there were tears, some sobbing, and yes, even a bit of protest-soiling. But hey, by lunchtime, I managed to calm down a bit.”

Jake’s humor shines through, and I’m sure Emma appreciates it. However, I bet she just wants a simple photo of their baby on her first day back! “To ease Emma’s worries about leaving little Max with a clueless dad, I promised to stay in touch,” he writes.

Here’s where it gets a bit chaotic: all mom wants is a snapshot of her son, and dad is busy being funny instead! We’ve all been there, right?

I usually work from home, but when I have to head into the office, I’m always shocked by how long it takes my husband to respond to my “how are the kids?” texts. I know everything is fine, yet I still find myself texting, “ARE MY KIDS OKAY? WHAT’S TAKING YOU SO LONG TO RESPOND?” I could probably relax, knowing they’re alright, but that’s not how this whole mom thing works. Moms are wired to worry, while dads seem to have a talent for pushing our buttons.

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In summary, this lighthearted exchange captures the essence of parental dynamics, especially when one partner is trying to juggle baby care while the other is re-entering the workforce. It’s a reminder of the unique challenges and humor that come with parenting.

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