Nothing can truly prepare you for the whirlwind that is labor. You can binge-watch all the videos and devour every book on the subject, but when the moment arrives for that little one to make their grand entrance, confusion is likely to be your constant companion. Add in a dash of panic, a sprinkle of annoyance, and a whole lot of bodily fluids, and you’ve got yourself a real party.
Buzzfeed recently released a video that hilariously captures the chaotic reality of giving birth, and trust me, they nailed it.
“Can you remove your hand from my… well, you know?”
Oh dear, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Consider leaving your sense of dignity at the door—it won’t serve you well here. Prepare for a whole team of people to be checking on your private parts, and good luck wrapping your head around that concept!
This video is also an excellent tool for prepping your partner. It highlights some crucial pointers, like the possibility of unexpected moments (yes, there may be poop involved). And for the love of all that is holy, if your partner is in labor, please resist the urge to snack in front of her, avoid shoving a camera in her face, and strive to be as unobtrusive as possible.
“Um, excuse me? When do I get my baby?”
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In summary, the journey of childbirth is filled with surprises, and while no amount of preparation can make it perfectly smooth, sharing the experience with humor can make it a bit more bearable.