Parenting
Being a new mom is no small feat. Whether it’s your first baby or your fourth, the days and weeks following your child’s arrival can be a blend of tears, giggles, and an abundance of diaper changes. While lounging in your pajamas and gazing at your little one can be delightful, it’s essential to step outside every now and then. Babies are only portable for a limited time, so seize the moment! Plus, seasoned moms are eager to share their unsolicited advice, and trust us, we’ll find you.
- You could give a Sherpa a run for their money with the mountain of baby gear you lug around. You’re frequently late to meet friends because you’re practically carrying an entire nursery on your back.
- You’re the first one in the Target parking lot each morning, ready to tackle the day.
- The thought of cutting your baby’s nails or taking their temperature feels like an Olympic sport. You’ll only dress your baby in the softest cotton, washed in the gentlest detergent and dried with magical whispers.
- You might spend hours trying to puree a rutabaga, and when someone asks, you’ll dive into a detailed explanation of the struggle. We’ll nod along, though we might be wondering if you’ve dozed off with your eyes open.
- You can’t stop staring at your baby, convinced that if you lose sight of them for even a second, they might just disappear.
- Your social media feeds are flooded with pictures and videos of your little one. If there’s an app for sharing photos, you’re on it (and we better like every post if we want to stay in your good graces).
- You remind us of that friend who, after a few drinks, tends to zone out and mumble incoherently.
- Every shirt you own is decorated with an indeterminate stain—could be applesauce, breast milk, or who knows what else?
- You’re visibly carrying a newborn around.
- You have no qualms discussing personal topics like your episiotomy or your baby’s diaper contents with anyone who shows interest.
- You can often be found at the zoo, enthusiastically pointing out animals to your baby, even if they can’t see them yet. We won’t mention this, as we prefer to avoid the wrath of a sleep-deprived new mom.
- If anyone stands still for too long, you instinctively try to swaddle them, including pets.
- You might randomly discover a Cheerio nestled in your cleavage and munch on it without a second thought.
- Even when your baby isn’t with you, you can be seen rocking gently in a grocery store line.
- If all else fails, we can identify you from behind—you’ll be the one wearing a cape, ready to take on the world. You’ve got this, mama!
This article was originally published on May 6, 2016.
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Summary
Being a new mom in public comes with its own challenges and quirks. From the mountain of gear you carry to the countless social media posts featuring your little one, these signs highlight the unique experience of motherhood. Whether you’re navigating the grocery store or sharing personal stories, each moment reflects your journey as a parent.