New moms, we need to talk! There are some truly unappealing surprises that come with the postpartum experience, and it’s high time we share the truth with our friends who are yet to embark on this journey. Sure, everyone is busy oohing and aahing over the adorable new baby, but let’s not gloss over the not-so-glamorous side of motherhood.
Take a cue from our favorite internet friend, Emily Johnson, who isn’t holding back. After welcoming her little one, she’s bravely highlighting the realities of new motherhood, including some seriously messy moments.
Let’s face it: after giving birth, you can expect a lot more than just a few drops of blood. Seriously, Mother Nature? Why can’t we just have a light trickle instead of a full-on flood? Imagine thinking you’re all set with those regular-sized pads only to realize they’re about as useful as a cotton ball in a milk spill. Spoiler alert: you’re going to need the biggest pads imaginable for the aftermath.
And then there’s this little gem: the perineal irrigation bottle. If you’re not familiar with it, think of it as a spa treatment for your postpartum area. It might resemble a sports bottle, but trust me, it’s not for drinking! This handy tool helps manage the chaos down there after your baby arrives. And yes, even if you had a c-section, you’ll still be dealing with the bleeding. It’s Mother Nature’s twisted sense of humor at play. Plus, it’s a lifesaver when it comes to peeing, especially if you’ve had any tearing during labor. A little warm water goes a long way to ease the discomfort.
Speaking of discomfort, if you find yourself recovering from a c-section, please take the suppository they offer you. This is not a suggestion; it’s a necessity. Your insides have been moved around quite a bit, and constipation is all but guaranteed. They’re going to want to monitor your bathroom visits, which is a whole new level of awkwardness. So, take the suppository. Trust me, you’ll be grateful for it later.
So there you have it, folks! New motherhood may not be all sunshine and rainbows, but sharing these experiences can help prepare our friends for what’s to come.
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In summary, let’s support each other and keep it real about the challenges of postpartum life.