When you’re expecting, it seems everyone suddenly feels entitled to share their thoughts on your body. People I’ve never met have asked me questions that I might only consider discussing with good friends. Strangers, acquaintances, and family members have all crossed boundaries, and I can’t help but chuckle. So, here’s my heartfelt “thank you” to all of them.
Thank you to the woman who remarked, “Wow, you’re really showing!” I’m eight months in—what’s your excuse for your commentary?
Thank you to the colleague I’ve barely interacted with, who felt it necessary to announce that I’ve “popped” and that waiting five years between kids isn’t something she’d do again. Unsolicited advice is always so welcome!
Thank you to the person who, when I casually mentioned some baby names I liked, couldn’t even muster a response. This is why I’ve decided to keep the name secret until the big reveal!
Thank you to the friend who eyed my ginger ale at a gathering and said, “That must be rough.” Sure, not drinking for nine months isn’t the easiest, but I’m fine with it, and you should be too.
Thank you to the coworker who attempted to touch my belly in front of everyone—just what every expectant mom wants, right?
Thank you to the colleague who publicly declared that I “dislike being touched.” It’s nice to have someone looking out for my personal space.
Thank you to my former boss who complimented me and congratulated me—men often don’t know the right things to say, but he nailed it.
Thank you to the boss who mentioned my pregnancy in not one but two meetings. I’m sure you forgot the first time, but the eye rolls were definitely noted.
Thank you to the barista who assumed I was on decaf. Surprise! I still need my daily dose.
Thank you to the person who poured wine and then hesitated, saying, “Oh, right, you can’t drink.” Really? I had no idea. Not that I was going to take it anyway.
Thank you to the maternity shop clerk who reminded me, “You will definitely get bigger.” Thanks for the heads-up!
Thank you to the men who say, “It’ll be here before you know it.” Right, because you’ve experienced pregnancy before… oh wait.
Thank you to the guy who advised my partner against my seafood consumption. Glad you’re a medical expert—oh wait, you’re not.
Thank you to the HR representative who claimed I wasn’t big enough to be in my third trimester and that I couldn’t be uncomfortable. So nice of you to know what my body feels like.
Thank you to the friends who share in my excitement, to those who have gone above and beyond, and to those who invite me over for playdates because I’m too exhausted to clean my own space.
Thank you to those who have promised celebratory drinks after the baby arrives and to friends who treat pregnancy as a joyful journey rather than a burden. Thank you for all the kind words and encouragement, even if I rolled my eyes at times—I truly appreciated it.
And a big thank you to those who have listened to my rants. Pregnancy can be a rollercoaster, and I’m grateful for everyone who has been supportive and understanding as I navigate these hormonal highs and lows. I probably owe you a drink!
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In summary, while some comments during pregnancy can be a bit much, the support and understanding from friends and family make the journey worthwhile. Here’s to embracing the adventure ahead!