I may not know what it’s like to run for political office, especially the presidency, but I suspect it shares some striking similarities with parenting a spirited 3-year-old. Between the chaotic atmosphere, lack of privacy, and relentless scrutiny, the parallels are impossible to ignore. Here are six ways in which navigating motherhood and the campaign trail are surprisingly alike:
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You Can Be Flawless in Many Areas but Will Be Reminded of Your One Slip-Up
I may have successfully dressed my son in his favorite superhero outfit, prepared a nutritious breakfast, and even managed to sing his favorite song on repeat, but if I forget to include his juice box? That oversight will be thrown in my face for what feels like forever.
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Debates Are a Regular Part of Your Day
Three-year-olds are experts at arguing and can negotiate their way in or out of any situation. The only difference between my debates with my toddler and those of presidential candidates is that I lack a moderator to step in.
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Changing Your Stance Is Not an Option
Initially, I thought the trampoline park was a great weekend adventure for my little one. However, after some thought, I decided it wasn’t for me (9 a.m. on Sundays is just too early!). Just like politicians who face backlash for changing their positions, I, too, face the consequences of my flip-flop.
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Staying Positive Is Essential
During a campaign, candidates keep a smiling face despite criticism and personal attacks. Similarly, as a mom, I must maintain a positive demeanor—even when faced with a crisis like my child’s scraped knee. “It’s alright, buddy! I’m here to help!” I assure him while my inner thoughts are, “Oh no, what do I do?!”
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Your Life Is Under Constant Observation
When it comes to privacy, forget it. Want to take a moment for yourself, perhaps to shower or use the restroom? You’ll quickly learn to do so with the door wide open. And if you dare to lock the door, brace yourself for a meltdown outside. It seems like a similar experience for presidential candidates every time they step outside.
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Your Supporters Are Unwaveringly Loyal
While political figures have their fans rallying around them, my 3-year-old is the ultimate loyal supporter. She will champion my cause against anyone, including her dad. And for that, I’m both thankful and a touch smug.
As parents, we wear many hats, from caregivers to chefs, and now we can confidently add “politician” to the list. We are consistently navigating the intricate politics of toddlerhood—whether we realize it or not. For more insights on parenting and home insemination, check out this insightful piece on intra-cervical insemination.
Summary
Parenting a 3-year-old can feel akin to campaigning for the presidency, with the challenges of managing expectations, constant scrutiny, and the need for unwavering positivity. From debates over snack choices to the unyielding loyalty of our little ones, the journey is filled with familiar trials that require a level of finesse akin to that of a seasoned politician.