The Procrastinator Parent’s Handbook for Easter Baskets

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Spring is officially here, and while the shelves have been brimming with pastel candies and chocolate treats since early February, many of us are still scrambling to prepare for Easter. The first time we spotted those vibrant displays of jelly beans and adorable little bunnies, our inner voices reassured us: “There’s plenty of time to figure this out!” But now, Easter is upon us.

With spring break keeping us constantly busy, not to mention the return of sports practices and the usual chaos of sick kids, allergies, school events, work obligations, and travel, we completely overlooked gathering supplies for those Easter baskets. Sure, we could hit the store now, but all that’s left are questionable Peeps and a bucket that looks like it was used for car wash supplies. Let’s get crafty instead!

Let’s Discuss Baskets

Don’t have a traditional one? No problem! Here are some items you can spruce up a bit and pretend the Easter Bunny delivered from his secret hideaway:

  • A large container of Greek yogurt
  • An old shower caddy (as long as it’s not too shabby)
  • A leather catchall that was a Father’s Day gift and has since gathered dust
  • A pot from a dead plant
  • A Tupperware container missing its lid for three years

Fun Alternatives for Filling

If you’re short on colorful plastic grass to fill these makeshift baskets, consider these fun alternatives:

  • Stuffing from a plush toy your child adores but you secretly dislike
  • The wad of toilet paper your little ones unrolled this morning
  • Pencil shavings
  • Cat hair
  • Actual grass from the yard

Filling Those Baskets with Goodies

Now, let’s fill those baskets with goodies! Check for:

  • Any leftover Valentine’s Day candy you stashed away (oops!)
  • Items from the potty-training reward stash
  • Chewing gum from the depths of your purse
  • Loose change
  • A deck of cards your partner bought for poker night
  • Unwashed new socks your partner bought for himself
  • A pair of earbuds that were meant for your partner but, surprise, they’re going in the basket now
  • Colorful paper clips
  • Snack packs you bought on sale for your kids’ lunches
  • Stickers from past doctor visits
  • Mini toothbrushes and toothpaste from various dental visits
  • Travel-sized items you “borrowed” from hotels over the years
  • Almost-used lip balm
  • That pen you accidentally took from the dry cleaner
  • Small toys or games you stashed for their upcoming birthday
  • Tears of regret for not buying jelly beans sooner

Lastly, dig through your cabinets for food coloring or Sharpies to dye any leftover eggs hiding in the back of your fridge, and you’re all set for a delightful Easter! Happy Easter!

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Summary

This article provides a humorous yet practical guide for busy parents who may have procrastinated on preparing Easter baskets. It offers creative alternatives for baskets, fillers, and treats, ensuring that Easter can still be a magical occasion without the stress of traditional preparations.

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