Dear Kids,
If I were to meet an untimely end—perhaps during a grueling hot yoga session I’ve been convinced to attend by my so-called “friends”—here are ten vital life lessons I hope you carry with you.
With love,
Mom
- DON’T be a jerk.
This might just be the single most important piece of advice you’ll ever need. A jerk is someone who feels superior to everyone else, disregarding the feelings of others. Just look around—there are jerks everywhere: in history, in your school, on your sports teams, and even at family gatherings. - DON’T assume you know the whole story.
While some folks may seem like jerks, remember that many are shaped by their experiences or upbringing. When someone treats you poorly, consider what might be happening in their life. Offer them a second chance; if they remain a jerk, move on. - DON’T let anyone bully you.
If someone is bothering you, stand up for yourself. Sure, your teacher might say to “use your words,” but sometimes it’s okay to be direct: “Hey, if you hit me again, I will hit you back and you won’t like it.” If they persist, defend yourself! - DON’T say, ‘I would NEVER…’
Life can surprise you. You can’t predict how you’ll react in every situation. So, be careful judging others; you might find yourself in a position where you completely understand their choices. - DON’T do drugs.
Let’s be real—has anyone ever had a successful life outcome from that choice? Think about it: icons like Elvis and Whitney Houston faced tragic ends. And while the Rolling Stones survived, they’re the exception, not the rule.
Now, here are five things to DO:
- DO check yourself before leaving the restroom.
Look for bits of food in your teeth, toilet paper stuck to your shoe, or a zipper that needs attention. And if your friend has something in their teeth, help them out! True friends look out for each other. - DO share the ball.
Pass that ball to everyone, not just your best buddy or the star player. Let everyone have a chance; inclusion is what makes a team, not just winning. - DO surround yourself with genuine people.
We all have flaws and quirks—embrace them. You need friends who will accept you for who you are, smelly parts and all. After nearly 25 years of marriage, I can assure you that it’s exhausting to hide your true self. - DO say ‘yes’ to dancing.
When someone asks you to dance, remember that it takes courage. Just dance! It’s not a marriage proposal; it’s simply a moment of fun. - DO listen to the wisdom of your elders.
Believe it or not, we’ve learned a thing or two through our experiences. We’ve made mistakes, faced regrets, and navigated life’s ups and downs. We can offer valuable insight—so take a moment to listen.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I must prepare for my hot yoga class.