I like to think of myself as a law-abiding citizen—mostly. Sure, I might have once ripped the “DO NOT REMOVE UNDER PENALTY OF LAW” tag off a pillow, but let’s not dwell on that. You won’t catch me shoplifting, abducting anyone (I have enough kids, thank you), or spray-painting “MOM LIFE” on bridges. Generally, I’m your typical suburban driver, staying within the lines… most of the time.
But here’s a little secret: I sometimes find myself with a bit of a heavy foot. You know the feeling: the sign says 35, yet my speedometer is inching toward 45 (oops!). I understand that speed limits exist for a reason, but sometimes, especially for moms, there are perfectly valid reasons for a little urgency. Here are a few scenarios where that lead foot might just come into play:
1. You’re Running Late
This is probably the most common reason for speeding. Life can throw you curveballs, like a surprise diaper blowout or a flat tire right as you’re about to head out. When chaos strikes, you’ve got to make up for lost time, or risk the embarrassment of walking into a meeting already in full swing—or worse, leaving your child in tears outside the school, thinking you forgot to pick them up.
2. “I Don’t Feel Good”
Imagine this: you’re driving along, and suddenly, from the backseat, you hear the dreaded words, “I don’t feel good.” Panic sets in as you realize you’re ill-prepared without a bucket or even a napkin. You take a mental inventory of the half-eaten snacks cluttering the floor, knowing they won’t help in this situation. With a barf emergency looming, it’s hard to keep it slow!
3. The Urgent Need to Poop
Sometimes it’s the kids who can’t hold it, and other times, it’s you—because you’ve been putting it off for too long. And let’s face it, the best place for a bathroom break is not just any gas station, but somewhere with decent toilet paper and no judging eyes. So when the pressure is on, it’s time to step on the gas.
4. A Challenge on the Road
Minivan drivers know this all too well. You pull up next to someone in a sleek, sporty car, and you can practically feel their smugness. They glance over, and you know they’re thinking you’re just a mom in a boring vehicle. In that moment, you feel the urge to prove them wrong. When the light turns green, you hit the accelerator like a lion chasing its prey, determined to leave that flashy car behind… or maybe that’s just me.
5. Your Favorite Jam Comes On
You’re cruising along, caught up in the mundane sounds of the radio, when suddenly, your favorite song comes on. You can’t resist cranking up the volume and jamming out behind the wheel. It’s funny how the right tune can make you feel like speeding, even if you can’t dance properly while driving. I’m pretty sure my last episode of highway hastiness was fueled by 2Pac’s “California Love.”
I’m not advocating reckless driving—just admitting that I share the same minor speed-limit infractions as a lot of other drivers (let’s be real, you know you do it too!). To all the police officers and highway patrol who might catch me speeding: I apologize for my tendency to push the limits, and I promise to be more mindful… unless nature calls. You get it, right?
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Summary:
In the whirlwind of parenting, it’s not uncommon for moms to find themselves speeding for a variety of relatable reasons, from running late to dealing with sudden illness in the backseat. While it’s important to drive safely, sometimes urgency takes over—whether it’s a bathroom emergency or the thrill of a driving challenge. Let’s embrace those moments and acknowledge that we’re all in this together!