As I count down the days to my scheduled c-section, the discomfort and challenges of late pregnancy are becoming overwhelming. Honestly, I can’t imagine lasting through another week at this point. Here are ten things I’ve found nearly impossible to manage as I approach the finish line:
- Putting on Socks and Shoes: No matter how I try—sitting, lying down, or propping myself against the wall—nothing works. My husband has become my personal assistant, helping me like I’m a toddler. Seriously, it’s that bad.
- Shaving My Legs and Bikini Area: I’ve managed to get partway down my legs a few times, but my bikini area? Forget it. I’ve accepted that the surgical team will likely have bigger concerns than my wild hair situation when the time comes.
- Having a Conversation Without Contractions: These aren’t just Braxton Hicks; they’re the real deal, and they seem to strike at the most inconvenient moments. I’m sure people are used to me interrupting chats with “Oh no, here comes another one!” by now.
- Rolling Over in Bed: Switching sides feels like a serious workout. I might as well be training for the Olympics with the amount of effort it takes to turn over.
- Getting Undressed: I took what felt like an eternity just to change into my pajamas the other night. I think I set a record for the slowest undressing ever.
- Shopping Without Comments: Walking through stores is an adventure. I can’t escape the constant remarks of “Any day now!” While I wish it would happen sooner, I’d pay someone to find me some Pitocin to speed things up.
- Getting In and Out of the Bathtub: It’s like trying to maneuver a whale out of water. If I end up stuck, I assure you, my husband had nothing to do with it—just a little water mishap.
- Standing Up from a Chair: When people offer to help, I hear the warning beep of a truck backing up: “Wide load coming through!” It’s a bit of a spectacle.
- Following Urine Sample Instructions: The idea of navigating those wipes and the proper positioning for a sample is beyond me. Can we skip that part? Maybe it’ll help speed things up.
- Just Existing: Honestly, the joint pain and discomfort make me feel like I can’t handle another moment. It’s just too much to bear!
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In summary, late pregnancy can be a challenging and humorous experience, filled with new limitations and unexpected struggles. From getting dressed to simply moving around, everything feels like an obstacle course. Embrace the chaos and know you’re not alone in this journey!