While I may not have firsthand experience running for political office, I can confidently say that parenting a 3-year-old shares striking similarities with a presidential campaign: demanding audiences, no moments of solitude, and relentless observation. Here are six parallels between motherhood and the campaign trail that are worth noting:
1. A Thousand Wins, One Big Fail Stands Out
I may successfully manage to get my child dressed in her preferred outfit, select the freshest blueberries, create a perfectly balanced breakfast, style her hair like a princess, and ensure we leave for preschool on time—all while belting out her favorite tune for the umpteenth time. However, forget to include her juice box? That oversight will be brought up endlessly, perhaps for years to come.
2. Debates Are Part of the Agenda
Three-year-olds can engage in lengthy discussions, persuading their way into or out of anything. The main distinction between aspiring politicians and myself is the absence of a moderator to maintain order during these debates.
3. Changing Your Stance Is Not an Option
Initially, I may have been all for a weekend visit to the trampoline park, but after careful reconsideration, I’ve decided that 9 a.m. on Sundays doesn’t work for me. Much like politicians who face backlash for shifting their viewpoints, I too experience a similar backlash when I change my mind.
4. Staying Positive Is Essential
Presidential hopefuls strive to maintain a cheerful demeanor despite personal attacks and policy critiques. As a mother, you quickly learn this technique as well. When faced with a minor injury, such as a scraped knee, I reassure my child with calm words, all while my inner dialogue panics about the situation.
5. Life Is Always Under Scrutiny
In this context, “scrutiny” translates to a complete lack of privacy. Need to shower or use the restroom? Expect to do so with the door wide open. If you dare to lock the door, prepare for a mini tantrum outside. I can only imagine this is how candidates feel with the media constantly watching their every move.
6. Supporters Are Unwaveringly Loyal
While candidates have their hashtags, my 3-year-old is my most devoted ally. She will stand by my side without question, ready to defend me against anyone—even my partner. This unwavering loyalty is something I deeply appreciate (and occasionally take pride in).
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In summary, parenting a young child and running a campaign share numerous challenges and experiences. From the pressures of public perception to the unwavering loyalty of supporters, the skills developed in motherhood are invaluable in navigating both arenas.