Gwyneth Paltrow recently shared a breakfast smoothie recipe on her lifestyle platform, Goop, that has sparked amusement across the internet. Dubbed GP’s morning “Smoothie,” the term “smoothie” is used loosely here, as this concoction resembles more of a fantastical elixir than a typical breakfast beverage.
The recipe’s description states, “Gwyneth enjoys one of these every morning, regardless of whether she’s detoxing. Select your Moon Juice moon dust based on your day’s agenda…brain dust for a challenging workday, sex dust for a romantic evening, etc.” We will delve into the “dust” element shortly, but first, let’s examine the recipe:
- 1 cup almond milk
- 1 tablespoon almond butter
- 1 teaspoon coconut oil
- 2 tablespoons vanilla mushroom protein powder
- 1 teaspoon maca
- 1 teaspoon ashwagandha
- 1 teaspoon ho shou wu
- 1 teaspoon cordyceps
- 1 teaspoon moon dust of choice
- pinch Himalayan sea salt
- pinch vanilla powder (optional)
To prepare, the instructions simply state: “Combine all ingredients in a blender and blitz to combine.” Unfortunately, my blender appears to lack the “blitz” feature. Just checked. It seems I’m equipped with a more conventional model.
This recipe, oh this recipe. Isn’t it worthy of being printed on a holiday card? A pinch of vanilla powder is optional, but cordyceps definitely is not. And don’t even think about omitting the ashwagandha. Just head to your pantry and gather all these ingredients to blend them together. Easy enough, right? You may not have the moon dust on hand, but fear not: Gwyneth offers it for $55 per two ounces on her website to elevate your smoothies.
Isn’t it tempting to embody Gwyneth Paltrow for a day? To share a breakfast smoothie featuring these ingredients without a hint of irony? Perhaps I’m projecting my desires.
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