As a family, we are preparing for what is often referred to as a “vacation.” However, I must admit that I hesitate to use that term, especially since our toddler will be accompanying us. While I am taking a week off from work and heading to the beach, the prospect of genuine relaxation appears slim. My child’s middle name, as far as I can tell, is “GET DOWN FROM THERE! YOU’RE GOING TO HURT YOURSELF!”
Typically, vacations allow for ample opportunities to sleep in, read, and enjoy leisurely meals. However, with a toddler in tow, these activities become significantly altered, if not entirely unfeasible. Here’s a brief exploration of how I anticipate this family getaway might differ from a traditional vacation:
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Reading
My partner and I recently made some last-minute book purchases, and I could almost hear my computer chuckling at my idealistic hopes. The likelihood of finding time to relax and read on the beach is astoundingly low—most of my reading will likely consist of GPS directions and children’s stories. -
Sleeping
While I wish to sleep in, my toddler’s internal clock is set to a strict 6:30 a.m. wake-up, regardless of the day or setting. This relentless schedule does not recognize vacation time, as my child perceives every day as a mini-holiday. -
Relaxing
At this stage, my child’s favorite activities include complete disobedience and boundless energy. His ability to engage in reckless behavior, such as spinning in circles in the middle of a busy street, makes relaxation an elusive goal. -
Drinking
There will certainly be drinking, albeit squeezed into the narrow timeframe between my child’s bedtime and my own inevitable exhaustion. -
Miscellaneous Activities
What do families typically do on vacation? Going to the movies? Not with a toddler. Dining out? Not happening. Engaging in intimate moments? Again, toddler. Mini-golf might actually occur, though “play” may be a stretch.
While I am not asserting that we won’t enjoy ourselves—there will certainly be fun to be had—this experience will differ vastly from a child-free vacation. At least I can look forward to being less hungover this time.
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Summary:
Family vacations with toddlers are often less about relaxation and more about navigating the unpredictable nature of parenting. While there will still be enjoyable moments, the typical vacation activities take on new meanings.