How I Navigated Pregnancy with Unreasonable Expectations

When the Package Arrives

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I first encountered our delivery driver when I was pregnant with my second child, still adjusting to the challenges of caring for my toddler. If he arrived during crucial moments—like nap time or mealtime—I would become quite irritable. Did he have to honk and ring the bell? Why couldn’t he deliver my packages at a more convenient time, such as 3 p.m.? Unfortunately, those preferences didn’t factor into his schedule, and his loud knocking soon transformed into a quieter, tiptoeing approach, leaving packages on the porch and dashing away.

On the other hand, if he showed up at an opportune moment, I would offer him cookies and attempt to engage in lighthearted conversation. There were even moments when I cheekily asked him to watch my child briefly while I took a shower or cooked dinner—though, unsurprisingly, that request didn’t go over well either.

When Weight Becomes a Concern

During my pregnancy, I reached a weight I’d rather not disclose and found myself envious of other expectant mothers who managed to stay within the recommended limit. I often questioned how they managed it while I indulged in multiple bags of candy and chips daily. At one point, I weighed a staggering 50 pounds more than my husband, who is tall and athletic.

Feeling Overheated

Pregnancy made me feel like I was radiating heat. Despite my husband’s pleas to close the windows, I kept them open well into the fall, fully embracing the chilly air. While he shivered under layers of blankets, I found comfort in a single sheet, often stepping outside in just a towel to savor the refreshing breeze. If anyone witnessed my antics, I felt no remorse.

Navigating Food Cravings and Sensitivities

The early months of pregnancy were marked by strong aversions to certain foods, especially anything containing onions or gelatin. My family quickly learned to avoid cooking anything that could trigger my gag reflex. However, as time went on, my cravings shifted dramatically to odd combinations of food, and my family had to adapt to my evolving tastes. They were welcome to bring me my favorite snacks, as long as they didn’t expect me to share.

The Impulse to Get a Puppy

At six months pregnant with my third child, I impulsively decided to adopt a puppy. Despite warnings from friends and family about the chaos it would bring, I felt a deep connection and couldn’t resist. While it may not have been the best choice, I stand by my decision.

Seeking Attention and Affection

Throughout my pregnancy, I craved my husband’s attention and affection, even when I felt less than glamorous in my oversized robe and nasal strips. I wanted him to find me attractive and to pamper me, but the reality was that my weight gain made certain romantic gestures impractical.

Reflecting on this list, I realize that while my husband may have had valid points, there are ways to navigate future pregnancies more reasonably. For example, I could easily arrange for delivery services for my cravings or hire help for foot massages. My children no longer nap, which would also ease the delivery driver’s visits.

However, I can’t help but feel a twinge of envy for the stunning nurseries showcased on Pinterest, which I never had the chance to emulate during my pregnancies. I may need to address that desire if we decide to expand our family again.

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Summary

Pregnancy often leads to unreasonable expectations and unique challenges, from fluctuating weight and food cravings to seeking attention from partners. Navigating these experiences can be tricky, but understanding one’s needs and desires can help manage the journey more effectively.

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