10 Snappy Comebacks for Those Who Criticize Public Breastfeeding

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Navigating the world of motherhood is no small task, especially when it comes to public breastfeeding. I spent six years in a whirlwind of lactation, welcoming four little ones into my life within a mere five years. With all those hormones swirling around, I often found myself tongue-tied when faced with rude comments about breastfeeding in public. When someone remarked, “Why not do that at home?” I could only think, “Why don’t you just mind your own business?” And let’s be honest, my emotional state sometimes led to awkward tears.

Now that the haze has cleared, here are ten witty comebacks for breastfeeding moms facing unsolicited opinions:

1. If you can flaunt your assets to sell cars and beer, I can definitely use mine to nourish my baby.
2. Do you really enjoy your meals while perched on the toilet?
3. Great suggestion! I’ll lend you my blanket to cover your eyes.
4. Sorry to spoil your fun, but breasts serve a purpose beyond entertainment.
5. Lucky for you, you have a neck—feel free to look elsewhere!
6. Nursing is a breeze for me; I can’t juggle a bottle and a wine glass at the same time!
7. Oops! I must’ve accidentally held my baby too close when my 36Longs made an appearance!
8. If you’re hoping for a snack, just wait your turn in line.
9. If you think this is off-putting, wait until you hear about the placenta. Oh, I have photos if you’re interested!
10. Trust me, no one is more shocked by my large areola than I am.

If you’re currently in a state of lactation confusion, take a deep breath. Get comfortable with these comebacks—they are here to help you face any judgmental comments with confidence. After all, being a good mom means being ready for anything, especially when faced with rude remarks.

And to those who feel the need to criticize? Well, let’s just say you might want to rethink your priorities. If you’re interested in more insights on this topic, check out our other post on breastfeeding or consider visiting Make a Mom for at-home insemination kits. For further resources, Rmany is an excellent blog for pregnancy and home insemination tips.

In summary, public breastfeeding can be a challenging experience, but with the right comebacks, you can turn the tables on naysayers and embrace motherhood with confidence.