Dear Intimacy Drawer,
I find it necessary to extend my sincerest apologies for the neglect you’ve experienced over the past several months. This lapse in attention is not a reflection of my appreciation for you; rather, it’s a testament to the whirlwind of life that has swept me away.
I recall the excitement I felt when I would stumble upon sales of unique intimate items. I would often find myself in shops like “Curiosity Corner,” feigning interest in mundane products, while my true focus was on the vibrant array of enticing novelties hidden in the back. The thrill of choosing between alluring accessories and whimsical enhancements was always akin to a child on their birthday, eagerly anticipating the unwrapping of presents.
There was that memorable experience at the local specialty store, where I spotted playful game items amidst a sea of family-friendly merchandise. The allure of those cheeky products was undeniable. Standing in line, I felt a wave of anxiety wash over me, realizing the cashier would be announcing each customer’s selection. Would I be the one to face the scrutiny of my fellow shoppers with a purchase of glow-in-the-dark novelty items? The thought of my cheeks turning crimson was almost enough to make me reconsider my choice, but the thrill of the hunt won out, and I proceeded with my purchase.
As you can see, dear drawer, I’ve gone to great lengths to keep you filled with an assortment of tantalizing items. Yet, in recent times, the spontaneous nature of my newlywed life has taken precedence over our shared adventures. By the time I remember the treasures you hold, the moment has often passed, leaving me yearning for a return to our more frequent rendezvous.
Rest assured, we will reconnect soon. Although our encounters have shifted from frequent to infrequent, this only heightens the anticipation for our next session. It’s akin to savoring a gourmet meal; indulging too often diminishes the pleasure, but infrequent enjoyment elevates the experience to something truly special. To put it simply, you are my gourmet delight—there’s no higher compliment in my world.
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In summary, my dear intimacy drawer, I acknowledge my absence and promise to revive our connection. Your presence is cherished, and I look forward to the joy that awaits us.