In my earlier exploration of the less glamorous aspects of raising a toddler, I highlighted a few struggles. However, as it turns out, the list is far from exhaustive. Here are six more challenges that come with having a little one around:
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Showers
If you’ve ever attempted to shave or shower while your toddler is awake, you understand the chaos that ensues. Imagine a tiny human rummaging through your bathroom drawers, discovering your grooming tools (yes, we all have something like that hidden away), and trying to make a getaway with them. This is the reality of showering with a toddler nearby. Not only do you risk injury, but upon exiting, you’ll be greeted by a disaster zone—think toilet paper strewn about and missing toothbrushes. It’s a race against time to get dressed as you wonder what kind of mischief your little one is up to in your brief absence. -
Bathroom Breaks
After two kids, I’ve come to an unfortunate conclusion: privacy in the bathroom is a luxury I can no longer afford. Regardless of how stealthy I think I’m being, my toddler has a radar for bathroom visits. Countless times, I’ve found myself in an awkward stare-down, trying to handle my business while questioning why anyone would want to share this intimate space. I’d rather endure a marathon of Daniel Tiger while munching on those dreadful toddler raviolis than this! -
Crayon Art
Crayola, you are the bane of my existence! If you have a toddler, there’s a good chance at least one wall in your home has been artistically “enhanced” with crayon marks. No matter how diligently you gather the crayons, there’s always that one stubborn crayon lurking, just waiting for your little artist to find it. Accept this fact now and invest in Magic Erasers. You’ll need them. -
Sleep
A good night’s sleep is as elusive as a mythical creature when you’re a parent. With infants, sleep is a rare commodity, and with toddlers, you must remain vigilant. They have an uncanny ability to escape cribs at the most inconvenient times. Once they master that skill, your peaceful evenings are a thing of the past. Nap time? Forget it! Toddlers can open doors and explore, so childproofing is essential. You might even wake up to find your toddler hovering over you, breathing heavily in your face—stealthy little creatures indeed. -
Sharing Food
While sharing is a noble concept, it becomes exasperating with a toddler. I don’t want to share my sandwich. Hiding in the closet to enjoy a Big Mac becomes a necessity, as my child insists on a whole sandwich rather than just a bite. It’s almost magical how they can hear a candy wrapper from a mile away yet remain oblivious when I ask them to keep their food on the table. To maintain your sanity, eat only when your toddler is napping. -
Cleaning
What’s the point? It seems that just as you tidy up one mess, another one appears. You clean up a spill, only to turn around and find that the original mess has returned, often worse than before. That neatly folded laundry? If you don’t put it away immediately, your toddler will undoubtedly launch it across the room. And those throw pillows? They are destined for the floor, according to your little one. A tip to make your life easier: keep your vacuum plugged in and ready for action—it will save you from the aftermath of Goldfish crumbs.
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In summary, parenting a toddler can be a chaotic adventure filled with unexpected challenges. From showering and bathroom breaks to cleaning and sharing meals, the journey is anything but mundane. Embrace the chaos, and remember you’re not alone in this wild ride!