Dear Parents,
Responding to a birthday invitation is a straightforward task, requiring just a simple click of a button. It doesn’t necessitate a trip to the post office, a stamp, or even the effort of picking up a pen. In fact, you don’t even need to leave your bed! It’s merely a matter of seconds—ten at most. I noticed you viewed the invitation yesterday at 10:16 a.m., and your child has already mentioned to my daughter during recess that they would be attending. So why the hesitation?
If you’re uncertain about your attendance, you can simply select “Decide Later.” That’s the beauty of modern technology, making RSVPing easier than putting on pants in the morning. I understand that adult responsibilities can be overwhelming; after all, many parents drop off their children at school in pajama bottoms, coffee in hand.
If the invitation got lost in your inbox, don’t fret—I sent two automated reminders, giving you three opportunities to respond. Yet, it seems that the RSVP is not seen as important. This lack of response impacts my planning, like how much pizza to order, the size of the cake, the number of goodie bags needed, and the headcount for the venue. I suppose I will just prepare for the entire class—plus siblings—and hope for the best.
As the party day approaches, I can’t help but notice some parents take the liberty of dropping off siblings who weren’t even invited. For instance, when your younger child shows up at a pool party for eight-year-olds despite not being invited, it raises concerns. Common sense dictates that only the invited child should attend. I find myself in a position where I am not only hosting a party but also unexpectedly having to supervise additional children.
It is frustrating when the expectation is that I should accommodate unexpected guests. I remember growing up in a household with three siblings, and we never attended parties together. If fairness is the issue, then perhaps it’s best for those additional siblings to stay home.
I don’t mean to be too harsh. You did bring a gift to the no-gift party—a 2,000-piece puzzle featuring kittens. That’s a thoughtful gesture, albeit one I might regret tackling later. It’s not necessary to thank me for the party; I’ll simply keep the puzzle in mind as a form of gratitude.
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Thank you for your understanding.
Sincerely,
A Concerned Parent