Every November, my household gears up for the annual conflict over holiday music. It’s a showdown between me and my spouse, along with our three beloved children, whom I brought into this world after enduring a collective 36 hours of labor and three C-sections. This year, I am determined to take a stand. I want to relish in the sounds of “Have a Holly Jolly Christmas” without the chorus of groans from the backseat of the minivan. I crave the joy of all 55 renditions of “It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year,” without my husband labeling me a “lame-o.”
Here are ten compelling reasons my family should allow me to enjoy the holiday music that brings me such happiness:
- While I usually refrain from invoking the “I carried each of you for 10 long months” argument, this year feels different. Without me, three of you wouldn’t exist, and one of you wouldn’t be a father. I think that warrants a few weeks of fa-la-la-la-la-ing.
- Contrary to the beliefs of some teenagers, exposure to holiday music in moderation won’t cause any irreversible psychological harm or lead anyone to a life of crime.
- Listening to “The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)” significantly boosts my mood, helping me manage the chaos when my 8-year-old repeatedly inquires about mushrooms, only to declare he dislikes them.
- If I can endure Elmo’s alphabet song, Steve from Blues Clues chanting, “We Just Got a Letter!” and Dora the Explorer’s “BackPack Song” for the equivalent of two years, surely my family can tolerate Karen Carpenter’s “Merry Christmas, Darling” for a few weeks without tears.
- John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Bruce Springsteen have all recorded holiday classics. If they can embrace this genre, surely we can, too.
- At some point during the holiday season, Santa requires extra elves for seasonal tasks. Guess who he turns to for assistance? That’s right—me! Happy elves spread joy, and nothing brings more cheer than singing “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”
- What holiday season would be complete without at least a few listens to “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”?
- Our wedding vows included a commitment to endure in sickness and health, which surely encompasses listening to holiday music each year. I’m not sure why you seem to have forgotten this important promise made 22 years ago in front of family and friends.
- When Mom is in a cheerful mood, the entire family thrives. When I’m not happy, well, let’s just say it’s not pleasant for anyone.
- Some of my most cherished holiday memories involve nursing a newborn, decorating the tree while pregnant, and snuggling with my loved ones—all set to the backdrop of seasonal melodies.
Ultimately, Christmas music fills my heart with warmth, evoking memories of joyful holidays gone by. If that doesn’t convince you, please remember that your overall well-being depends on me.
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In conclusion, embracing holiday music not only nurtures joy in the home but also reinforces family bonds, making the season all the more special.