Last week, I said my goodbyes to my summer nanny, and it was truly a bittersweet moment. As I waved her off, I cheekily suggested that the real education she gained with us far exceeded anything she could learn in four years of college. She chuckled, but I was entirely serious. Honestly, isn’t higher education a tad overrated? To persuade her to reconsider her departure, I compiled a list of invaluable lessons that she has already mastered—lessons that seem to render college unnecessary. Makes sense, right?
Roommate Diplomacy
After spending the summer managing my two young boys, living with a roommate would now feel like a walk in the park. The essential skills of negotiation and compromise are second nature at this point.
Health Management
She has excelled in keeping pesky lice, colds, and flu at bay, much like the importance of safeguarding against STDs: keeping one’s body parts away from unsavory strangers is key.
Culinary Skills
She’s perfected the art of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. With mac and cheese, cereal, and frozen yogurt as staples, she could easily navigate dorm room dining.
Strategic Planning and Persuasion
Managing playdates and orchestrating nap times for my energetic boys has turned her into a master negotiator. She’s already tackled the toughest tasks that could rival any capstone project.
The Power of Naps
Those two glorious hours of afternoon quiet with the boys asleep were crucial for her sanity. Naps are not just for toddlers; they’re essential for anyone trying to maintain their wits, especially during school.
Aren’t these pretty much the most vital lessons one could glean from a college experience? I might not be the best student myself, but I think I’ve made a solid case here. Just let’s hope my child doesn’t take this too literally!
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In summary, the lessons learned outside the traditional classroom can be just as, if not more, valuable than those taught within its walls.
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