There’s a well-known bumper sticker that reads, “I wasn’t born in Texas, but I got here as fast as I could!” This perfectly encapsulates my love for the Lone Star State. After marrying a tall Texan and raising my children here, I proudly embrace the title of a Texas mom. Are you one too? Here are ten signs that you might be:
- Your Little Ones Sport Boots Early On
At any Texas baby shower, you can expect to see adorable gifts like miniature cowboy boots, tiny hats, and “Made in Texas” onesies. It’s practically a rite of passage, right? - Willie Nelson is a Familiar Voice
While other kids may hum “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star,” your little one might be found blissfully singing “On The Road Again.” You’ve probably taken your baby to concerts, ensuring they experience the beauty of Texas music early on. - Politeness is Paramount
You’ve instilled in your children the importance of addressing adults as “ma’am” or “sir.” If they’re with friends, “Miss” or “Mister” followed by first names works too. Manners are non-negotiable, and yes, I mean it! - You Distinguish “Cookout” from “Barbecue”
In Texas, it’s crucial to know that barbecue means slow-cooked meat on a pit. If you invite a Texas family over for a “barbecue” serving only burgers, you may be met with some raised eyebrows. Remember, that’s just a cookout! - Lunches Are Unique
School lunches in Texas are not your average fare. Enchiladas, Frito pie, and chili (never with beans!) are common. When packing lunch, you might send along brisket sandwiches or chicken fried steak wrapped in a tortilla, with a kolache for dessert. Curious about kolaches? A quick search will leave you drooling! - Texas Shape is Everywhere
The distinct shape of Texas is a beloved symbol here. From clothing and jewelry to pool decorations and even tattoos, you’ll find it all over. Guilty as charged—I don’t have a Texas tattoo but I do own a Texas-shaped casserole dish! - September Means State Fair Time
When the State Fair of Texas kicks off, everything else seems to pause. Kids get a day off school to marvel at Big Tex and enjoy funnel cakes and deep-fried treats. It’s a family tradition! - Cold Weather Calls for Heavy Layers
If a slight chill prompts you to bundle your kids in layers of fleece, you might be a Texas mom. Did you just see a snow flurry? It’s likely just a packing peanut, but did you check if school is canceled? Yep, that’s Texas logic! - Homecoming Mums Are a Big Deal
In Texas, homecoming traditions are grand. Your daughter’s mum might be so large that it nearly obscures her face! Bigger truly is better when it comes to celebrations here. - A Love for Blue Bell Ice Cream
You’ve eagerly anticipated the return of Blue Bell to your grocery store, and when it finally arrives, you’re ready with a spoon. Amen to that!
Being a Texas mom is not just a geographical identity; it’s a mindset filled with determination and a no-nonsense attitude. We’re fierce, we’re proud, and we don’t take kindly to any disrespect. So, if you resonate with these signs, you can proudly say you’re a Texas mom too!
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In summary, being a Texas mom comes with its unique traits, traditions, and a strong sense of pride that is hard to match.