As the saying goes, the certainties in life are death and taxes. As a responsible parent, I’ve taken it upon myself to share this wisdom with my three children. While we tend to avoid discussions about the “death” aspect, I find it fitting to explain the concept of taxation when Halloween approaches.
Every year, around 9 p.m. on October 31, after we’ve helped the kids out of their costumes and tucked them into bed, my partner and I delve into their Halloween candy haul. We claim it’s for safety checks—ensuring there are no harmful substances or poorly wrapped candies—but, let’s be honest, we’re primarily pilfering their treats.
As the kids start to notice their candy stockpile dwindling at a rate faster than the one-piece-per-day rule we instituted, my partner and I must confess to our candy-related transgressions. This is when we initiate the Halloween Candy Tax discussion, which includes a brief presentation and a game of Candyland to ease the tension.
The Halloween Candy Tax Lecture
During the Halloween Candy Tax (HCT) lecture, we emphasize the importance of moderation, explaining how consuming excess candy can harm their dental health. We mention our pediatric dentist’s initiative where children can donate their Halloween candies, which are then sent to soldiers overseas. We touch on the notion of healthy eating, emphasizing that candy is merely empty calories.
Then, we get down to brass tacks. We explain that with privileges come responsibilities, including the obligation to contribute to the family through taxes. By residing in our house, they enjoy various benefits: food, clothing, shelter, toys, and attentive parents. These privileges entail a cost, and sometimes, that cost is chocolate. It’s crucial they learn about taxes early on.
Imposing the “Sin” Tax
Furthermore, we reserve the right to impose a “sin” tax on their candy. Much like the government’s higher tax rates on alcohol and tobacco, we also take a small portion of their sweets when they exhibit less-than-desirable behavior. A tantrum at the store? That’ll cost them a couple of Tootsie Rolls. A messy bedroom? That’ll set them back a Kit Kat. And if they leave a sippy cup in the car for weeks, well, that can cost them their entire stash earned from trick-or-treating.
As parents, we dedicate much of our time and energy to our children. We cook for them, help with their studies, and nurture their growth. In return, we ask for simple gestures—hugs, listening, and perhaps a clean room. When they succeed, life flows smoothly, but when they misbehave, we’re just fine collecting our dues in the form of mini-Snickers bars. I’m more than willing to assess the annual Halloween candy tax.
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In summary, the annual Halloween Candy Tax serves as a playful, impactful way to teach children about the responsibilities that accompany privileges, all while navigating the fun and chaos of Halloween.