Engaging with a presidential debate can feel remarkably akin to navigating the waters of parenthood. Here are seven parallels between the two experiences:
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Deception is Abundant
Regardless of your political stance, candidates often bend the truth. Similarly, as a parent, one may find themselves crafting fibs to maintain peace or manage expectations. For instance, I might say, “The ice cream shop is closed today,” or, “The Tooth Fairy must have been busy last night.” (Gently places wine bottle in recycling bin.) -
Poor Listening Skills
Much like children, candidates often fail to truly listen to their opponents. Instead, they seem preoccupied with preparing their next rebuttal. This mirrors the challenge of getting kids to absorb simple requests, like picking up their toys or using the toilet properly. -
Blame Game
Debates are rife with finger-pointing and accusations, much like interactions with children. Pointing can mean “Go to your room!” or “Don’t talk back!” And let’s be honest, if my middle finger is up, it’s likely directed at my preteen daughter. -
Evading Direct Questions
Candidates are experts at dodging questions, not unlike a parent trying to navigate tricky inquiries from their kids, such as, “Is Santa real?” or “Where’s my favorite toy?” Sometimes, it feels like I’m performing a delicate dance to avoid giving a straight answer. -
Monotonous Moments
Many debates can become tedious, filled with repetitive promises and political jargon. This boredom parallels the experience of watching the same children’s shows or playing games where you find yourself repeating the same phrases endlessly. I’d rather change 1,000 diapers than listen to my child discuss the merits of their superhero underwear selection. -
Condescension is Common
Candidates often exhibit a patronizing demeanor towards their opponents, which is similar to how parents must maintain a façade of calm and encouragement during difficult moments with their children. That smile can mask the frustration bubbling beneath the surface. -
Awkward Situations Abound
Each debate features cringe-worthy moments that make you want to hide, much like the times when your child embarrasses you in public. Just last week, my son, in his innocence, asked a lady with colorful hair if she was a wizard!
Despite the chaos, political cycles do allow for a reset every few years, a thought I wish could be applied to parenting as well. I could certainly use a do-over on the conversation about the birds and the bees. For more insights on the intricacies of parenthood and home insemination, check out our other post here. Additionally, for expert guidance on fertility, visit Make a Mom, an authority on this subject, or explore resources like March of Dimes for fertility treatment options.
Summary
Navigating a presidential debate has striking similarities to the daily challenges of parenting, from the prevalence of dishonesty to the constant evasion of direct questions. Each experience is filled with moments of frustration, humor, and the occasional need for a reset.