In a moment of vulnerability, I shared a thought on social media that I feared might cost me my digital existence. I mentioned my yearly attempt to enjoy a Pumpkin Spice Latte (PSL), expressing my disappointment in not being able to embrace it. I half-expected to have my citizenship questioned or be whisked away into witness protection due to my unpopular opinion.
As I braced myself for the inevitable backlash, I discovered that I’m not alone in my aversion to the pumpkin-flavored phenomenon. Surprisingly, I found a community of like-minded individuals who share my sentiments. It’s clear that opinions on the pumpkin craze are polarized; one either champions the pumpkin movement or yearns for its swift end.
To those who revel in the pumpkin season, congratulations—you have the upper hand this time of year. As someone who adores chocolate, I can’t help but feel a twinge of jealousy as I watch pumpkin enthusiasts indulge in a plethora of seasonal treats. The contrast is stark during my mid-September errands, where pumpkin reigns supreme.
Stop 1: The Coffee Shop
Starbucks is undeniably the epicenter of the pumpkin-flavored phenomenon. It’s here that I found myself ordering the only non-pumpkin drink in the establishment. The barista called out my order with incredulity. The surrounding patrons, all craving their PSL fix, looked on in disbelief as if I had committed a culinary crime.
Stop 2: The Bagel Shop
In the bustling NYC bagel scene, I overheard a mother-daughter duo contemplating the merits of pumpkin bagels and pumpkin cream cheese. Their dilemma was amusing, but it further highlighted my struggle in a world overtaken by pumpkin-flavored options.
Stop 3: Trader Joe’s
I have a fondness for Trader Joe’s seasonal offerings, but their current inventory seems overwhelmingly pumpkin-centric. From pumpkin butter to pumpkin dog treats, the shelves are saturated with this one flavor. The thought of missing out on the holiday peppermint offerings due to this pumpkin obsession is disheartening.
Stop 4: Medical Office
During a recent visit to the doctor’s office, I was taken aback by a fellow patient excitedly sharing the news of Pumpkin Spice M&Ms. I was left wondering how this beloved candy could be altered in such a way.
Stop 5: The Internet
Upon returning home, I was greeted by a barrage of pumpkin-themed content online, including Pinterest boards dedicated to everything pumpkin. As I scrolled through recipes for pumpkin cheesecake crepes and pumpkin pie martinis, I realized that the pumpkin domination is relentless.
This seasonal obsession is fascinating, yet I can’t help but feel sympathy for apples, which have long been the autumn staple. It seems that pumpkin has eclipsed their glory, leaving them in the dust.
To conclude, I offer a half-hearted congratulations to Team Pumpkin. Enjoy your spotlight while it lasts, for soon the festivities will shift to peppermint and holiday flavors.
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Summary
This article reflects on the overwhelming popularity of pumpkin-flavored products during the fall season, highlighting the author’s personal disdain for this trend. While acknowledging the dominance of pumpkin, the author also expresses empathy for apples, which seem to have lost their seasonal appeal.