Updated: Aug. 21, 2023
Originally Published: April 26, 2010
Every experienced parent will tell you that there’s no true way to get ready for the journey of parenthood. You can dive into all the parenting books and engage in every forum online, but none of that truly equips you for the chaos that ensues. Sure, there are countless videos and pamphlets you can gather, but when your little one erupts with a surprise vomit attack or your toddler decides naps are a thing of the past, those resources won’t save you.
Even the well-prepared Boy Scouts can’t prepare you for the wild ride that is parenting. But despite all my candid admissions, I’ve come to realize that some of my less-than-stellar habits from my pre-parenting days surprisingly smoothed the transition into this new chapter of life. Here are a few ways my past missteps have helped me navigate the unpredictable world of motherhood.
1. Cleaning Isn’t My Strong Suit
While I don’t live in absolute chaos, my cleaning skills leave much to be desired. Seriously, how often do I really need to vacuum? And let’s be honest, my laundry system involves a “clean” pile on the couch and a “dirty” pile next to the washer. Thankfully, my lack of housekeeping finesse prepared me for the constant messes and daily upheaval that comes with kids. It’s just another day in the life, right?
2. Sleep? What’s That?
I haven’t had a solid night’s sleep since the early 2000s. Stress and anxiety kept me tossing and turning long before I became a parent. Now, thanks to my years of restless nights, the sleep deprivation that comes with parenthood feels like a walk in the park. Bring it on!
3. Clothes Shopping is a Nightmare
The mere thought of shopping for clothes is exhausting. The hassle of trying on outfits only to leave empty-handed is not my idea of fun. My pre-kid solution was jeans and a t-shirt, which has now morphed into yoga pants that I can conveniently order online. Who has time to try on clothes when you’ve got kids in tow?
4. Toilets are My Personal Hell
Cleaning toilets is a fate worse than death in my book. They’re inherently gross! Luckily, until my kids are potty trained, I don’t have to deal with two additional mess-makers complicating the already unpleasant task. Diapers until kindergarten? I’m totally on board with that plan.
5. Exercise is Overrated
The thought of hitting the gym or trying the latest workout trends makes me want to take a nap. Thankfully, having kids gives me a solid excuse to skip the gym, alleviating any guilt I might have. Isn’t that what exercise is supposed to do anyway? All the benefits without the sweat—count me in!
6. Makeup Application? No Thanks!
I’ve never been great at applying makeup, and now that I’m a parent, I don’t have to worry about it. The bags under my eyes and my natural look can simply be attributed to “mom life.” No need for explanations there!
While I may not have all the answers, and the idea of having “the talk” with my son fills me with dread, these personal quirks have unexpectedly made the transition to motherhood a bit smoother. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to organize the clean laundry pile before I attempt to catch some much-needed sleep. If you’re interested in other parenting tips, check out this insightful post on modern family dynamics at Modern Family Blog. And if you’re considering starting your own family, you might want to look into this excellent resource for fertility treatments. For those looking for at-home insemination options, Make a Mom offers reputable syringe kits.
In summary, while no one can truly prepare you for the whirlwind that is parenting, embracing your imperfections can make the journey a lot more manageable.
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