10 Ways Adults Are Just Like Children, Just Taller

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By: Jamie Thompson

As I reflect on my observations of both children and adults over the years, it strikes me that grown-ups often mirror the behavior of kids—just with a bit more height. This isn’t about the maturity that comes with age; rather, it’s about the fundamental ways we express our emotions and desires. Let’s explore ten amusing parallels between adults and children that reveal we’re not as different as we’d like to think.

1. Playtime Possessiveness:

   Child Scenario: A child plays with a toy until something else catches their eye. When another child picks it up, the first child suddenly wants it back. Grown-Up Scenario: A woman dates a man, loses interest, then becomes jealous when another woman shows interest. “That was my man first!” Sound familiar?

2. Emotional Echoing:

   Child Scenario: One child starts crying, triggering a chain reaction among others, despite not knowing why they’re upset. Grown-Up Scenario: Think of viral internet memes—someone shares a funny image, and suddenly everyone feels compelled to join in, even if they don’t care about it.

3. Whining Wars:

   Child Scenario: Kids whine when they don’t get their way, leading to a noisy standoff. Grown-Up Scenario: Picture Congress—no further explanation needed on the endless bickering that leads nowhere.

4. Attention Seeking:

   Child Scenario: One child performs silly antics to grab attention, while others join in. Grown-Up Scenario: Reality TV shows like The Kardashians showcase adults vying for attention in ways that are just as absurd.

5. Yelling for Effect:

   Child Scenario: A child yells in frustration, and it’s considered unacceptable. Grown-Up Scenario: Adults often raise their voices too, especially when they think they are in the right.

6. Aggressive Problem Solving:

   Child Scenario: When a disagreement arises, kids resort to pinching and biting. Grown-Up Scenario: Adult arguments can escalate quickly, whether over trivial matters like football or more serious issues.

7. Name-Calling:

   Child Scenario: Kids resort to juvenile insults like “butt-face” and “poop-head.” Grown-Up Scenario: Adults may not yell these insults, but they whisper them just the same, often behind someone’s back.

8. Master Manipulators:

   Child Scenario: Children use tactics like guilt and charm to get what they want from adults. Grown-Up Scenario: This skill seems to carry over into adulthood—Congress anyone?

9. Postponed Responsibilities:

   Child Scenario: When asked to clean their room, kids choose to play instead. Grown-Up Scenario: Retail employees often slack off when the manager is away—classic behavior that doesn’t change much over time.

10. Instant Gratification:

    Child Scenario: When given the choice between one cupcake now or two later, kids rarely wait. Grown-Up Scenario: Imagine a dieter faced with a treat; the desire for instant gratification can be overwhelming.

In conclusion, while we may think we’ve evolved beyond childish behaviors, the reality is that adults are simply taller kids, often struggling with the same impulses and reactions. Our emotional responses can be just as raw as those of children, especially when our needs are unmet. Understanding this can help us navigate our relationships with both children and adults more effectively. For those delving deeper into parenting strategies, check out this insightful post on family dynamics.

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Remember, we’re all just larger versions of our younger selves, navigating this wild ride called life together.