Updated: Sep. 6, 2015
Originally Published: Sep. 6, 2015
Recently, my partner was discussing… well, honestly, I can’t even recall what it was about. I’ve honed the skill of appearing engaged in a conversation, nodding along and occasionally saying, “Oh really?” This sometimes backfires, akin to getting caught daydreaming in class. However, most of the time, he buys into the “I’m all ears” act.
I genuinely adore my partner. I even enjoy his company (most of the time). We have meaningful discussions about a variety of topics. The truth is, he’s my favorite person to chat with—except when he dives into what I consider “Mundane Topics.”
When he brings up these subjects, all I hear is the Charlie Brown teacher’s voice (wah wah wah wah wah) and a relentless monologue reminiscent of Bubba from Forrest Gump. While Forrest was kind and patient, I doubt he could stay focused during the endless “shrimp this, shrimp that” discourse.
Here are some subjects that fall into the “Mundane Topics” category:
- Any detailed explanation regarding the workings (or failures) of computer components like disk drives, motherboards, or similar items. It’s all “flux capacitor” to me. If something malfunctions, I’ll simply read a book or scroll through social media until he resolves the issue.
- Lengthy discussions about travel routes from point A to point B. As my input isn’t sought, any dialogue on this is just a waste of time. I’d prefer to be informed when it’s time to leave.
- Football-related topics, especially concerning offense, defense, or any specific game details (with the exception of tight ends or end zones, which I still find mildly amusing). I understand his passion for his team, the Lions, but my knowledge of football barely extends to identifying a football among other balls (yes, I said “balls”).
- Anything that starts with the word “star”: Star Trek, Star Wars, or Stargate? They’re all interchangeable to me. My knowledge of Wesley Crusher comes solely from The Big Bang Theory (and the name “Crusher” gives me a chuckle). No offense to dedicated fans; if you’re one of them, more power to you!
- I reserve the right to add other subjects to the “Mundane Topics” list without prior notice.
While I couldn’t ask for a better partner, there are times when I simply don’t want to listen to him. Some topics go over my head, or frankly, just don’t pique my interest. You might judge me for not being more engaged in his passions, but trust me, I have that covered.
My partner is undeniably brilliant (at least on our street) and it’s endearing how he wishes to share his knowledge with me. Although I attempt to pay attention, I often zone out. And yes, he patiently listens when I discuss vital matters, such as who is being difficult on The Bachelorette.
If anything were to happen to my partner, I wouldn’t know how to navigate the internet or reset the remote control. I would miss him tremendously. My tendency to tune out what I label as “Mundane Topics” sometimes leads to disagreements (especially when I get caught). Perhaps I should make a greater effort to engage with his interests or improve my acting skills. Or maybe I just need to enhance my ability to make up for those moments when I tune him out.
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Summary:
In relationships, sometimes partners discuss topics that can feel tedious or uninteresting, leading to moments of disengagement. The article humorously addresses common discussions that can be perceived as mundane, while acknowledging the importance of effort in communication and understanding between partners.