My First Day Back at Work: A Memoir of a Stay-at-Home Mom’s Transition

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Updated: May 14, 2023

Originally Published: March 20, 2010

As I prepare for my first day at a new job, I’ve meticulously picked out my outfit, packed a delicious lunch, set aside my favorite mug for a much-needed coffee fix, and even cleaned my car for the commute. I’m feeling ready to tackle this new chapter in my life.

Or am I?

After being a stay-at-home mom for three and a half years, I’ve experienced a journey of self-discovery. I’ve unearthed hidden talents, like my knack for telling captivating bedtime stories and my organizational skills. I’ve learned to cook more than just mac and cheese, resumed my passion for writing, and even launched a blog. I’ve mastered the art of surviving on a half tank of gas and found comfort in my own skin without makeup. I’ve even gone three days without a shower and learned to make the most of what I have.

But now it’s time to step back into the bustling, exhilarating, and sometimes intimidating world of employment outside the home. I’ve done this before, and I know I can do it again. This time, however, I carry a deeper understanding of the ups and downs of being a working mom.

Pros:

• At work, I’ll be addressed by my actual name—not “mommy” or “mama.”
• My co-workers handle their own lunches, shoes, and coats.
• I won’t have to change another diaper or wipe a nose for eight hours a day.
• I can enjoy uninterrupted bathroom breaks—no knocking on the door!
• I get to jam out to my own music during my daily commute.
• Cartoons will no longer dominate my day.
• I can engage in adult conversations without interruptions from kids.
• My computer time will be all mine—no sharing with little ones for games.
• Plus, I won’t be the boss!

Cons:

• Workplace etiquette doesn’t allow for farting, belching, or scratching.
• Yoga pants and pajamas are definitely not on the dress code.
• Sneaking chocolate in the closet isn’t acceptable (though it could be a pro!).
• I’ll have to wear a bra consistently for at least eight hours.
• Naps will be a luxury of the past.
• Coffee cannot substitute as mouthwash anymore.
• No more scavenging leftovers from co-workers’ plates.
• I can’t simply declare “because I said so” to resolve conflicts.
• Co-workers won’t face time-outs for misbehavior.
• I’ll have to venture out on rainy days and cold mornings.
• I’ll miss those little rascals at home.
• And, alas, I’m still not the boss!

To all my fellow working moms: I’m excited to join the ranks of the caffeine-fueled warriors of the professional world. Send some good vibes my way!

To my fellow stay-at-home moms: Keep holding down the fort. I deeply respect the immense work you do every day. Wear your yoga pants with pride for me! If you’re interested in other tips related to parenting and work-life balance, check out this insightful post on Modern Family Blog.

In summary, transitioning back to work after being a stay-at-home mom is both thrilling and daunting. Embracing the changes and challenges ahead is part of the journey, and I look forward to navigating this new chapter.