Let’s get real for a moment. I’ll admit that only one of my kids was actually planned. We are fortunate to be incredibly fertile, and I often reflect on how close I came to being a college freshman with a baby in tow. Seriously, it seems that if I even think about having a baby, poof! Nine months later, I’m holding a little one.
So, let’s pause for a moment—STOP THINKING ABOUT BABIES, Jill!
Now, back to the point. Birth control, timing, and spacing? Those were not on my radar during those passionate moments. If they had been, I definitely wouldn’t have considered March as the month to conceive. In fact, I propose we institute a National Abstinence Month in March and I invite you to join me. Why? Simple math: March conception leads to December babies—and let’s face it, December babies can be a bit of a nightmare.
I don’t mean to offend anyone who was born in December; it’s not personal, but you know it’s true—you’ve probably felt it too. And my heart goes out to you.
Despite our best efforts to avoid the dreaded combined birthday and Christmas gift situation, it’s almost impossible to escape. Kids are spoiled enough during the holiday season, and adding a birthday just amplifies the chaos. Plus, let’s be honest—who has the budget for a ton of new presents right after the holiday splurge?
And it’s not just the parents. Think about the friends and family. Dragging kids out into the frigid weather for birthday parties is no picnic. Everyone is tired, snotty, and just too worn out to truly celebrate. As for venues? Good luck finding a suitable indoor spot when the weather is less than cooperative. The idea of a dozen kids bouncing around on inflatable toys in a stuffy space is less than appealing.
So, let’s make a pact this March—and every March moving forward—to save future generations from the disappointment of December birthdays.
Tonight? Just think twice before you take that leap. For the sake of the children.
If you’re looking for more insights into pregnancy and family life, check out this article on Modern Family Blog for some interesting reads. And if you’re considering home insemination, Make a Mom offers reliable at-home insemination kits. For additional information on fertility, Medical News Today is an excellent resource.
In summary, December babies, while loved, often find themselves caught in the chaos of the holiday season. Let’s promote awareness about timing and the potential pitfalls that come with March conceptions. Join me in advocating for National Abstinence Month this March, and let’s make birthdays a joyous occasion—free from the holiday overwhelm.
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