As my only child, Sophie, prepares to embark on her college journey, I find myself reflecting on the bittersweet changes ahead. While I will undoubtedly miss her presence, I also secretly anticipate a few aspects of life that will shift once it’s just me and the dog navigating our quiet home. Here are five things I won’t miss when Sophie leaves for college:
1. Dinner Dessert Delight
With Sophie gone, I can indulge in sweet treats for dinner without the guilt of setting a poor example. Ice cream for dinner? Absolutely! While I’ve managed to justify fondue as a nutritious family activity, a rich brownie sundae will be my new normal—perhaps it’s time to invest in a second freezer.
2. Tampon Treasure Hunt
Despite having a well-stocked supply of menstrual products, I am perpetually perplexed that they are never where I left them. Sophie and I seem to share an uncanny synchronization in our cycles, yet I often find myself calling out for her to grab me a “stick.” If only they could magically replenish themselves!
3. Personalized Netflix Recommendations
Currently, my Netflix suggestions are a far cry from my taste, filled with documentaries and cult classics that don’t interest me. With Sophie away, I can finally enjoy romantic comedies and historical dramas without having to sift through her eclectic preferences.
4. Towel Management
Sophie has a talent for scattering towels throughout the house, leaving them in various states of dampness. Although I appreciate her effort with her long hair, the resulting smelly pile of half-used towels in the laundry is something I won’t miss. With her departure, I can reclaim my space and maintain a more organized household.
5. Coffee Funds Transformed
As my caffeine tolerance has dwindled, I find myself needing to adjust my coffee budget. Sophie, on the other hand, can consume strong brews all day long. With her gone, I can repurpose those funds for enjoyable evenings out with friends—after all, I have a knack for finding the best happy hour deals!
As I look ahead, I realize my list of things I won’t miss is minimal, and the days may stretch before me. I look forward to familiarizing myself with my streaming services, indulging in cupcakes on the couch, and possibly discovering the culprit behind the shoe clutter. While Sophie may leave home, she will always be just a text away, likely still misplacing her towels.
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In summary, while the transition to an empty nest may bring about a sense of loss, it also opens doors to newfound freedoms and self-discovery. The relationship with my daughter will remain strong, and I will embrace the changes that come with this new chapter.