- Toddler’s socks are uncomfortable.
- Toddler suddenly craves that dinner they previously refused. Yes, the plain pasta with butter.
- Toddler feels compelled to change pajamas for deeply personal reasons related to their unique belief system called “Being A Pain In The Neck.”
- The seams of toddler’s socks are incorrectly positioned. This is a crisis. Immediate assistance required.
- Toddler needs a cup of water, but only the one from downstairs—specifically the dirty one in the dishwasher. Or maybe it’s the one at Target?
- Pillow feels uncomfortably warm.
- Pillow feels suspiciously cold. Toddler is eager to discuss the properties of cold pillows.
- Toddler is feeling scared.
- Toddler insists on brushing teeth again, but this time using frosting instead of toothpaste.
- Toddler has a philosophical question about the universe.
- Toddler wants to clarify the details of where babies come from.
- Toddler finds something hilarious for no apparent reason.
- Toddler requests you to sleep in their tiny bed. No fidgeting allowed.
- Toddler desires another bedtime story, complete with a dog, a pony, a cherry tree, and a plot set in the future.
- Toddler asks for one more kiss.
- Toddler requests one more hug.
- Toddler wants you to stand guard in the doorway like a Royal Guard.
- Toddler checks their reflection in the mirror for changes.
- Toddler insists on a call to grandma. The nature of the conversation is confidential.
- Toddler requests a Cobb salad, but with all toppings removed and a side of bacon.
- Toddler’s nose feels odd. A flashlight investigation is necessary, but don’t touch it!
- Toddler requires a Band-Aid for a “boo boo” from months ago.
- Toddler’s legs are dry and need lotion. Warm it up first, please.
- Toddler’s back needs a rub—around 45 minutes should suffice.
- Toddler wants to brainstorm ideas for their next birthday party.
- Toddler’s ear seems to be missing, but it’s found again.
- Toddler’s blanket is suddenly unacceptable. You must shop for a new one online.
- Toddler wants to watch TV.
- Toddler needs to share why they’ve decided to end a friendship. Agree or risk being disliked.
- Toddler asks to speak to Santa.
- Toddler inquires about your age and demands proof.
- Toddler wishes to sleep in your bed.
- Toddler needs four convincing reasons why that isn’t possible.
- Toddler requires you to witness their crying for a moment.
- Toddler needs to blow their nose.
- Toddler just remembered they didn’t have dessert.
- Toddler wants to know why dessert was withheld.
- Toddler feels the need to thrash around in bed and wake everyone else up.
- Toddler demands the bed be remade due to an unexplained mess.
- Toddler requires a fresh Pull-Up to quickly deplete your stockpile of expensive diapers.
- Toddler is upset over the design of their Pull-Up and needs reassurance it won’t come alive.
- Toddler insists on changing pajamas to match their Pull-Up.
- Toddler just remembered their beloved stuffed animal is stuck in the car.
- Toddler wants to be tucked in again.
- Toddler heard a noise.
- Toddler needs you to check the perimeter for safety.
- Toddler requires another hug and kiss, as previous ones have expired.
- Toddler asks for a small snack—perhaps fondue or a fish taco.
- Toddler is curious if Subway is open.
- Toddler has an urgent need to use the bathroom.
Navigating the whims of a toddler can be an exhausting endeavor. Understanding the reasons behind their sleeplessness can help in addressing their needs more effectively. For those navigating the journey of parenthood, it’s essential to be prepared for the unexpected.
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