The 43 Reflections I Had While Completing a 5K

1. I truly appreciate my partner stepping up to watch our kids while I tackle this race. What a fantastic parent.
2. Am I the only one who skipped the shower today?
3. I should probably make one last visit to the portable restroom before we kick off.
4. I’ll let these fit individuals take their spots in line first. They probably have their act together.
5. I wonder how the kids are managing.
6. Did we need to wear those arm bands as a sign of solidarity for owning smartphones?
7. I hope my friends won’t hold it against me if I manage to pass them.
8. I’ll make sure to wave at everyone!
9. Car approaching—time to move over. They might not spot us in our bright, cutting-edge running attire.
10. My lower back feels great; I’m glad I opted for these compression shorts.
11. Regular undergarments would likely show through these snug shorts.
12. Seriously, who doesn’t clean up after their horse?
13. I’m already parched. I had to limit my fluid intake to avoid an accident.
14. I really should hurry; I keep thinking about the kids.
15. Eating that expired yogurt was a poor choice. Dairy and I don’t mix well!
16. Am I breathing too heavily?
17. This high-impact sports bra is doing its job—very impressive!
18. Water station ahead. Should I take a chance? It’s just a small cup.
19. Maybe I should pass. I hope the volunteer doesn’t take it personally.
20. But, I will grab a few of these cups left behind—just a step from the trash can.
21. These compression shorts are quite warm, but they’re worth it.
22. Ahh, excuse me. That’s the dairy talking, folks!
23. Another vehicle. Not much room on this road. I’ll just dash through these tall weeds to stay safe.
24. Oh my! A very unfortunate raccoon. Poor creature.
25. I can’t help but wonder what the kids are up to right now.
26. That water volunteer must be overheated.
27. What should I get for my children’s teachers as end-of-year gifts?
28. I really enjoy Easter candy.
29. Are these shorts too revealing? Can anyone see my sweat?
30. I hope everyone here applied sunscreen.
31. Am I thirsty enough to try that blue drink?
32. I genuinely feel bad for that elderly gentleman struggling.
33. I should mentally catalog what’s in our freezer for later.
34. I would still eat that item in there.
35. What was that film where a guy collected droplets from leaves to drink?
36. Someone smells. It’s probably me.
37. These compression shorts are getting uncomfortable.
38. The Gods Must Be Crazy! What a classic.
39. I’m holding my own; nearing the finish line and ahead of many women.
40. I can’t wait to see my family cheering for me. I hope they shed a tear when I finish.
41. WHAT????!!!! NO WATER AT THE FINISH LINE???!!!
42. I feel so awkward asking for water at the end.
43. Where are they? Oh, just sitting in the car, ready to leave. I feel guilty it took me this long.

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