As summer chaos begins to weigh heavily on your sanity, consider trying a technique known as The Discontented Buddha. “I was feeling overwhelmed until I discovered this method. It’s surprisingly fulfilling!” said an anonymous mom while tending to her garden, hidden behind a large Yucca plant.
The Discontented Buddha emerged one sweltering July afternoon, prompted by an onslaught of questions while lugging groceries into a cluttered kitchen. With cries of “Mommy, I’m done!” echoing from the upstairs bathroom, the urge to escape was palpable. Combine that with a touch of PMS, and it’s easy to see why a mom might feel cornered.
Often, we crave solitude — a sanctuary free from interruptions, where we can focus solely on ourselves. However, carving out that alone time requires planning because, after all, we are moms. Fortunately, you can find relief with this quick and effective technique: The Discontented Buddha. It’s particularly helpful on days when time seems to drag on and bedtime feels eons away. This method can be utilized swiftly amid sibling squabbles, social engagements, work obligations, and household tasks.
Here’s how to practice The Discontented Buddha in ten simple steps:
- Pause at that crucial moment before you feel your temper flare or your patience wane. (If you miss it this time, don’t fret; there’s always a next time.)
- Remove yourself from the chaos and seek a semi-quiet spot, like behind a curtain, a large plant, in a bathroom, a closet, or even the garage.
- Visualize the soothing scent of eucalyptus or lavender as you take deep breaths.
- Raise both arms above your head with palms facing backward.
- Form fists with each hand while extending only the middle finger on each (notice how a sense of calm begins to emerge).
- Inhale deeply, then exhale while lowering your hands, keeping the middle fingers extended.
- Allow the wave of tranquility to envelop you.
- Repeat this process until you feel centered and composed.
- Rejoin your family with renewed energy until the next challenge arises.
- Start back at step one as needed.
No longer is your time spent in a closet reserved for crying, hiding, or indulging in snacks. It can now be transformed into a practical yoga-like exercise. This surprisingly effective approach is easy to implement.
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In summary, The Discontented Buddha offers a simple yet powerful way for mothers to reclaim a moment of peace amidst the chaos of daily life. By practicing this technique, you can foster a calmer environment for yourself and your family.