Breast pumping can be a frustrating experience, both physically and emotionally. The process involves connecting to a machine that extracts milk from your body and stores it in small containers. As Tina Fey humorously described it, breast pumps can feel like “Williams-Sonoma Tit Juicers.”
Each pumping session can take anywhere from 20 to 30 minutes, and that’s not including the time needed for cleaning the equipment and storing the milk. This can easily extend the process to 40 minutes or more. This time commitment becomes even more challenging when you are also juggling the needs of your child or managing other responsibilities, such as work.
Accidents can happen—knocking over a cup of freshly pumped milk is a heart-wrenching experience, especially when you’re sleep-deprived. A friend of mine once lost several months’ worth of milk when her freezer malfunctioned, which was devastating.
The logistics of pumping can be quite absurd. I remember one instance where my mother-in-law walked in on me multitasking: pumping while eating cereal balanced on my leg, soothing my fussy baby in a bouncer with the other leg, and reading to my older child. I even devised a way to hold the pumping equipment in my nursing bra, allowing me to grade papers and eat while pumping. I once plugged my pump into an outlet in my bathroom while simultaneously using my hair dryer and curling iron on the other side.
There are portable breast pumps that allow more freedom of movement, but they can be quite pricey—often a significant investment that could impact your children’s future education funds. Plus, who really feels like cooking or cleaning while in a zombie-like state, desperately trying to stay awake to care for your little ones? It’s a balancing act fraught with its own unique challenges.
Pumping isn’t limited to the comfort of home or the workplace; it can happen anywhere. I’ve pumped in cars, bars, and even while showering. It’s not always a pleasant sight for those around you. Many of my friends have pumped while driving in heavy traffic, but I wasn’t coordinated enough to attempt that myself. Instead, I would pump while someone else drove.
Once, during a weekend getaway with friends, I found myself in a dilemma regarding how to keep my milk fresh during the drive. I ended up tossing it out the window, only to discover later that it clung to the car’s exterior and baked in the sun. It was quite a mess that required immediate attention.
Throughout the weekend, I had to carry my pump with me to express milk and would often have to dump it to enjoy some adult beverages. I quickly adapted, learning to pump and then dispose of the milk at rest stop bathrooms—necessity is indeed the mother of invention.
Despite the challenges, I realized that the effort was worthwhile for the health benefits it provided my children. It’s a labor of love, albeit an exhausting one.
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In summary, while pumping can be an arduous task, it is a significant aspect of providing nourishment to your children. The commitment required is immense, but so are the rewards.