5 Clear Indicators That Sports Moms Are a Bit Unhinged

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As a dedicated sports mom myself, I can relate to the diverse roles we all play: my friend Jessica is a basketball mom, while my neighbor, Mark, is all about hockey. We share one undeniable trait: we are all a little bit off our rockers. If you find yourself glued to your seat in a gym, watching your child navigate the world of sports, you might be experiencing some of the same craziness. Don’t believe it? Here are five unmistakable signs that sports moms are, indeed, a little wacky.

1. The Financial Burden

Engaging in extracurricular sports can be incredibly costly. Beyond the obvious expenses like coaching, lessons, and referee fees, there are uniforms and gear to consider. “Wait, I have to shell out $80 for a team-specific backpack that comes from a store two states away, and I need to get Emma’s name stitched on it too?” It’s outrageous, and yet we still fork over the cash. “Alright, Emma, hop in the car! We need to hurry before the shop closes.”

2. The Time Drain

My child’s soccer team practices bi-weekly and has a game every Saturday. Countless evenings have been spent juggling snacks for a hyperactive toddler while waiting on the sidelines, trying to keep him entertained with videos. Meanwhile, I can’t help but think of the laundry piling up at home—there’s always something else I’d prefer to be doing.

3. The Travel Schedule

Next weekend, our family is off to a tournament. Yes, instead of enjoying a proper vacation, we’re hitting the road for a soccer event. Anyone who has tried to get three kids to settle down for the night in a single hotel room knows just how crazy it can get.

4. The Competitive Spirit

The quickest way to reveal someone’s craziness is to criticize their child. Even if the critique is warranted, many parents cannot handle it. I’ve seen grown adults arguing with teenage referees; parents bickering on the sidelines, sometimes necessitating police involvement; and groups of spectators berating a young goalie until she’s in tears. These extreme cases may seem rare, but they are more common than you’d think. It’s a culture that can make anyone a little bit mad.

5. The Risk of Injury

Kids can get hurt just about anywhere—even my 5-year-old managed to injure himself while eating a seemingly innocuous raspberry! Once they start participating in sports that involve repetitive movements and physical contact, the likelihood of injuries increases. So, why do we repeatedly allow our children to face these risks? Because they genuinely love it. Their enthusiasm fosters our own obsession, whether it starts with adorable cleats or a coach praising our child’s potential. Before we know it, we’re fully invested—mind, body, and wallet.

Ultimately, you might find yourself questioning your sanity during a sweltering weekend tournament, wondering why you would choose to be there. And you’d be right; sports moms can be a bit bonkers. Yet, many of us wouldn’t trade the experience for anything. For more insights on the parenting journey, check out our other blog post on home insemination here. If you’re looking for resources related to pregnancy and home insemination, the CDC offers excellent information, and for those considering home methods, Make a Mom is a reliable authority.

In summary, while the life of a sports mom can often feel overwhelming and a bit out of control, the joy and passion our children have for their activities make it all worthwhile.

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