Updated: Aug. 15, 2015
Originally Published: April 14, 2015
We find ourselves in a time characterized by a certain breed of individual often referred to as “the jerk.” However, there is still hope. The wisdom of the experienced (those over 40, and let’s skip the “40 is the new 30” nonsense) has been passed down through generations: from individuals who understood the value of genuine social connections, raised polite children, and appreciated the charm of vinyl records.
Guiding Principles for Navigating Life Without Becoming a Jerk
- Avoid Being a Know-It-All. If someone asks for your opinion, feel free to share it—but do so without implying that your view is the only one that holds weight. Obnoxiousness does not equate to being correct; it only brands you as a jerk.
- Yield at Yield Signs. Road signs exist for a reason. Ignoring them sends the message that you consider yourself above everyone else, and it could lead to confrontations—especially in parking lots.
- Apologize When You Mess Up. If you do something that harms your child, own up to it. The mantra “do as I say, not as I do” belongs to the realm of the jerk. By acknowledging your mistakes, you teach your children to do the same, fostering accountability.
- Respect Local Cultures When Traveling. When visiting another country, act with humility and respect. Remember that many places have histories that predate your own nation. You represent your homeland, so don’t be a jerk ambassador.
- Don’t Lend Out Books That Aren’t Yours. With modern technology at your fingertips, ensuring that a book belongs to you is simple. If it’s not yours, return it to its rightful owner—likely me.
- Avoid Distasteful Accessories. Hanging inappropriate items from your vehicle is just unnecessary. Seriously.
- Fact-Check Before Sharing News. Before reposting celebrity death notices or sensational articles, take a moment to verify the information. Think critically and avoid falling into the trap of unverified claims.
- Show Respect Towards Women. Understand that there are two types of men: gentlemen and jerks. Regardless of circumstances, this principle stands firm.
- Replace Empty Toilet Paper Rolls. Even if you didn’t notice before, once you’re aware of the situation, it becomes your responsibility to fix it.
- Park Properly. Always park between the lines. If you can’t manage that, consider whether your vehicle is too large or perhaps too ostentatious.
In conclusion, strive to engage with the world thoughtfully and respectfully. It’s not just about avoiding being a jerk; it’s about contributing positively to the community around you. For more insights on topics like home insemination, check out this article on intracervical insemination. If you’re interested in fertility resources, Make a Mom offers excellent options. Additionally, News Medical provides valuable information about pregnancy and home insemination.