You Know You’re Pregnant When…

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Understanding the signs of pregnancy can be both amusing and enlightening. Here are some telltale indicators that you might be expecting:

  1. You find yourself asking your partner multiple times a day if your weight gain is excessive.
  2. A suggestion from your partner about watching your weight makes you want to react with frustration.
  3. Your colleague discreetly points out that your shoes are mismatched upon your arrival at work.
  4. You begin to notice strollers in a way similar to how you once noticed attractive individuals.
  5. Your Google searches frequently include terms like “pregnancy” and “is this normal?”
  6. You become fixated on the color and consistency of your bodily discharge.
  7. You’ve prepared pasta at an unusual hour, such as 8 a.m.
  8. You begin to wonder if there’s a loyalty program at your local coffee shop.
  9. You find yourself repeatedly getting up to use the restroom, only to realize you just went.
  10. You save your favorite outfit for your prenatal appointments.
  11. You could guide someone to the nearest restroom in any location you’ve visited before.
  12. You become comfortable wearing flip-flops to all occasions, including professional meetings and religious services.
  13. While in the shower, you realize you can no longer see your own anatomy and feel the need to verify its presence in a mirror.
  14. You must carefully lower your breasts from your bra due to tenderness.
  15. Your pet seems to look at you with concern, as if questioning your current state.
  16. Hearing the phrase “sleep now while you can” from others makes you want to react aggressively.
  17. You find sleep more appealing than intimacy or even food.
  18. You request a reclining chair to replace your standard office seating.
  19. You struggle to keep your eyes open at work, while your partner seems unfazed.
  20. Intimacy seems unappealing due to swelling in your body.
  21. You may even find yourself pleading for intimacy in hopes of inducing labor, only to apologize afterward for the awkwardness of the situation.

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Summary

Recognizing the signs of pregnancy can be both a humorous and serious journey. From body changes to sleep patterns, every pregnancy is unique and filled with its own set of experiences.

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