Last night, actors Jon Carson and Scott Edwards were in attendance, and to be honest, my initial enthusiasm was lacking. For one, I’ve never been particularly drawn to Jon Carson’s work. As for Scott Edwards? I had no clue who he was until I learned that Clint Edwards is his father—yawn.
However, Andy Cohen was certainly on board with the vibe. He kicked things off by playfully informing Scott that he had to unfollow him on Instagram due to feeling overly attracted. Awkward, right? But then came the montage of Scott’s shirtless selfies, and it’s safe to say that every woman in America is now aware of this young man and his impressive physique.
Game Time: “Would It Give You Wood, Edwards?”
Next up was a game called “Would It Give You Wood, Edwards?” where Scott shared his preferences, revealing he’s not a fan of breast implants, has a thing for older women, and his dating cutoff age is 45—which gives me a mere three months to act.
Meanwhile, Andy began pulling out props for a live reenactment of the iconic nightclub scene from Pretty in Pink. Jon took on the role of Duck, Scott became Blaine, and Andy donned a floppy red wig trying to embody Andie, though he looked nothing like Molly Ringwald. His eye-rolling skills, however, were on point.
Revelations and Awkward Moments
Things escalated when a viewer named Will from South Dakota phoned in, asking Jon about the dynamics when Ashton Kutcher joined Two and a Half Men, given that both men had dated Diana. Jon chuckled and acknowledged the awkwardness of the situation, confirming they had discussed it, but kept details private. Just as the conversation seemed to settle, Scott leaned in, placed his hand on Jon’s shoulder, and dropped a bombshell: “If it helps, he did date one of my ex-girlfriends.”
Wow! But there’s more! It turns out that Ashton’s questionable actions were a pivotal factor in his breakup with Diana—how’s that for drama? And we still weren’t finished! Dorothy called in from California to ask Jon about his favorite episode of Two and a Half Men. His answer? The one featuring a threesome where he repeatedly licked Courtney Thorne-Smith—how charming.
Naturally, this led Andy to inquire if Scott had ever experienced a threesome. “I have,” he stated casually while sipping his drink. However, Scott admitted he had yet to sample the experience of licking Courtney Thorne-Smith. On a brighter note, Andy did send him home with a pair of Mazel boxer shorts to commemorate the evening.
This article originally published on April 11, 2015.
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In summary, the evening was filled with unexpected revelations, humorous reenactments, and insights into personal relationships in Hollywood, proving that even light-hearted talk shows can reveal deeper narratives.