In the world of parenting, it’s not uncommon for dads to have a few secrets from mom. While some may argue that transparency is key in a partnership, a bit of secrecy can foster a special bond between father and child. With that in mind, here are nine things we won’t discuss with mom.
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As soon as we spot mom’s car leaving the driveway, the living room becomes an elaborate obstacle course reminiscent of a circus act. Couch cushions are repurposed as safe zones while furniture is repositioned for maximum fun. But when we hear the telltale sound of a car door, we scramble to restore the living room to its original state.
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Sometimes, accidents happen. For example, did you know that a saucer from the china cabinet can double as a sled for Barbie? It’s thrilling until something breaks. With plenty of identical saucers in the cabinet, does dad really need to inform mom? Trust me, all dads know precisely where the Superglue is hidden—it’s stashed away in the junk drawer.
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While we respect MPAA ratings, we might bend the rules a little. We wouldn’t let our 10-year-old watch something inappropriate, but perhaps a movie like Hunger Games isn’t off the table. Afterward, we might realize it wasn’t the best choice and silently agree to keep it under wraps.
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Who genuinely enjoys a trip to Target? Not me! When our kids tag along for errands, they often request a special treat. Dads know that Random Present Day isn’t the best conversation starter at dinner, so gifts are discreetly tucked away in the basement or bedroom before mom notices. A new toy car can easily blend into the collection.
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If there’s a football game on, the rules around iPad usage tend to relax. I’ll keep your secret if you keep mine!
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Ice cream for dinner? While it’s technically not allowed, it sometimes happens. Rather than lie outright, husbands might keep things vague: “Yeah, we had dinner around 5 o’clock.” No need to delve into specifics.
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Let’s just say we might have picked up some “snacks” at the movie theater. We’ll leave it at that.
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Bedtime is important, but what’s an extra 45 minutes between dad and child? We know the consequences of missing bedtime may fall more on us than on them, so we choose to keep it secret as long as the child is asleep when mom returns.
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A minor traffic violation? It’s best not to share those details with mom.
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In conclusion, while secrets can create a unique bond between fathers and their children, it’s essential to balance fun with responsibility in parenting.