Dear Sons,
As you navigate through life, there are countless lessons I want to impart to you about being strong individuals, treating others with kindness, and respecting yourselves. While I have many important teachings in mind, today I want to address some practical insights that will make your journey a bit smoother.
- Your anatomy is safe—rest assured, it won’t detach. Expressing frustration in extreme ways won’t yield positive results.
- It’s never acceptable to expose yourself to others—this behavior is universally inappropriate.
- Remember, toothbrushes are designed for oral hygiene, not for other uses.
- Baths lose their effectiveness if you decide to relieve yourself in the water.
- On a related note, avoid handling waste with your bare hands—this does not apply when you become a parent, where such moments are part of the experience. Just remember to wash up thoroughly afterward.
- Nasal mucus belongs in tissues, not in your sibling’s hair or on furniture.
- Flatulence can be amusing at any age.
- While it may be entertaining to shout “FARTIN!”, it’s best to keep such announcements within our home.
- Honesty is crucial; however, it’s permissible to bend the truth occasionally for a child’s benefit. For instance, “If you touch yourself in public, a terrible fate awaits!”
- Soap is more effective when applied to your skin rather than decorating the bathtub.
- Public nudity isn’t acceptable; there will be appropriate times for such things in the future.
- I understand the curiosity about bodily functions, but keep a safe distance from your brother’s private areas.
- Although you may feel most comfortable without clothes, wearing them in public is a must.
- While your affection for your anatomy is normal, there will be times when you need to focus on other activities.
- When you express love, like holding my face, it’s okay, but remember that your future partner may not appreciate where your hands have been.
- Life encompasses more than just your anatomy. As you grow, you may encounter peers who disagree, but trust me: the world is bigger than one part of your body.
- Always remember, my love for you is unconditional and everlasting, even more than your affection for your own body.
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In summary, as you grow, embrace these lessons, and know that my love and support will always be with you.