Parenting
By Dr. Jamie Collins
Updated: August 20, 2015
Originally Published: February 7, 2015
Many individuals have contemplated the profound question, “What is the purpose of life?” Some suggest it revolves around loving others and receiving love in return, while others might argue it’s about striking it rich on a reality television show. Personally, I find myself too exhausted from the daily demands of parenthood to engage in such philosophical discussions.
However, I can provide you with a concise answer to countless questions you may have, especially if you’re navigating the challenges of raising an energetic, giggling, nap-resistant toddler. The answer to nearly every inquiry is simply: Toddlers.
Skeptical? Consider the following questions you might have pondered:
- What is that unpleasant odor? Toddlers.
- Why am I feeling so drained? Toddlers.
- Who has my socks? Toddlers.
- How did my coat get stained? Toddlers.
- Who is snuggled up next to me in bed? Toddlers.
- Where have all my Post-It notes gone? Toddlers.
- Why is there something floating in my drink? Toddlers.
- Why must I prepare dinner each night? Toddlers.
- Why are my hair turning gray? Toddlers.
- Who devoured my sandwich? Toddlers.
- What should I discuss with the cashier at the store? Toddlers.
- Why am I awake so early? Toddlers.
- Why can’t I seem to sleep? Toddlers.
- Why am I watching children’s shows alone? Toddlers.
- Why is my home in such disarray? Toddlers.
- What’s that noise? Toddlers.
- Who put my hairbrush in the toilet? Toddlers.
- Who had an accident on the couch? Toddlers.
- How did pudding end up in my hair? Toddlers.
- Why am I constantly forgetting things? Toddlers.
- Who drew on the walls? Toddlers.
- Why haven’t I showered this week? Toddlers.
- Why can’t I focus on work? Toddlers.
- Why does my car resemble a Goldfish graveyard? Toddlers.
- How did a banana end up in my shoe? Toddlers.
- Who is truly in control of my life? Toddlers.
One word. Two syllables. The answer to nearly any question you can think of. You’re welcome.
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In summary, when parenting toddlers, the overwhelming answer to many of life’s perplexing questions invariably leads back to the little ones. Their antics and demands often explain the chaos and exhaustion that come with the territory.