Dear Partner: Here Are My Birthday Wishes

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    Some time away from the children. While I cherish my little ones and appreciate their handmade gifts, after the initial birthday breakfast filled with their crayon masterpieces, I would prefer to escape for a bit. You know what I mean; it’s time for a breather.

  2. A present that demonstrates your understanding of me as an individual. I want something that reflects my unique qualities and reminds me of how delightful you find me. If you think this is a “trap,” consider checking my Amazon wishlist or my favorites on Etsy. Surely, it’s not too difficult to grasp what I enjoy, right?

  3. An evening out for dinner, sans kids. You are responsible for arranging the sitter; this is your job! Yes, you heard me correctly.

  4. A handwritten card from you. It should express how incredible I am. If you want to mention how you’d be lost without me or how you knew I was the one from our first encounter, feel free to do so. Include at least one of those sentiments, please.

  5. A full day dedicated to love and fulfilling my requests. Whether that means discussing the latest plot twists on my favorite show or tackling a household project, your compliance is expected. Please do not ask me where supplies are located; that would spoil the fun.

Important note: I should not know about any of these surprise plans. Please refrain from browsing my computer or asking for my Etsy login. You are clever; find a way to get it done.

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In conclusion, I hope you find these birthday wishes helpful and achievable. Let’s make this day memorable and enjoyable for both of us.

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