The backlash surrounding the introduction of “thin” Oreos has been intense and immediate. An Oreo marketed as suitable for adults seeking a “refined cookie”? Seriously? Oreos are not meant for grown-ups, they are not gourmet, and they definitely aren’t low-calorie. While the concept of Oreo Thins is certainly questionable, they pale in comparison to some of the truly bizarre Oreo varieties available worldwide. So, take a deep breath, Oreo purists. Here are 21 varieties that are even more upsetting.
- Banana Split Oreo
This flavor is a chaotic mix. Fruits don’t belong in an Oreo. It’s a chocolate cookie, after all. Even the vanilla versions feel like a strange betrayal. - Caramel Apple Oreo
Who actually enjoys caramel apples? They’re a sticky mess that could lead to dental disasters. Now, imagine that disaster being crammed into an Oreo. No, thank you. - Cookie Dough Oreo
Why does cookie dough need to be in everything? Oreos are already cookies—leave the other cookie dough out of it! - Cotton Candy Oreo
This is another flavor that nobody asked for. Cotton candy is just sugar and air. That’s not a real flavor. And what’s with the blue filling? - Mango Oreo
Is this even a cookie? It looks like a tiny yule log covered with chocolate chips and mango. It’s not an Oreo; it’s a circus in a bag. - Oreo Wafer Rolls
We need to ask if this is even a feasible product. These rolled wafers seem like they’ve been stretched beyond recognition. Who thought this was a good idea? - Crème Brûlée Oreo
Initially, this sounds intriguing until you realize it resembles a Weetabix log served with custard. Definitely not an Oreo. - Root Beer Float Oreo
The only acceptable root beer-flavored treat outside of actual root beer is those barrel candies. - Cadbury Dairy Milk with Oreo
This mashup is confusing. Although the Brits are known for their adventurous flavors, the cream-to-cookie ratio in this chocolate bar is just wrong. - Limeade Oreo
This flavor is beyond comprehension. - Green Tea Oreo
It’s only a matter of time until these hit our shelves, followed by Açai Berry Oreos and Juice Cleanse Oreos. - Pumpkin Spice Oreo
Can we just agree that pumpkin spice has invaded enough of our lives already? - Spring Oreo
Spring is not a flavor! And these cookies just say “Happy Spring,” like a seasonal commemorative coin. - S’mores Oreo
While s’mores might be fun when making them, they’re overly sweet and leave you with sticky remnants for weeks. - Creme Betweens
Nice try, but we see through the disguise. - Strawberry Milkshake Creme Oreo
I have a secret wish to try these, as I have a soft spot for Strawberry Quik. - Watermelon Oreo
Remember Watermelon Bubble Yum? It was so good! But a watermelon Oreo? That sounds like a dry cookie with an odd green filling that doesn’t even taste good. - White Fudge Covered Oreo
I’ve tried these, and honestly, covering an Oreo with anything is just overkill. And let’s be real: white fudge doesn’t actually exist. - Chewy Chips Ahoy! Oreo Crème Filled
The name alone gives me anxiety. Just give me the classic Oreo Thins; I’m done.
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In summary, while the introduction of Thin Oreos may have sparked outrage, there are far more bewildering and unappealing Oreo varieties to be concerned about. Stay tuned for more updates and tasty (or not-so-tasty) treats!
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