It’s easy to dismiss the advice of seasoned parents when they say, “You’ll never truly understand what it’s like until you have kids.” Before I became a parent, I thought I had it all figured out. I knew kids were adorable yet demanding, and I even thought getting a dog was great practice. But now, with three little ones of my own, I can confidently say: YOU REALLY HAVE NO CLUE ABOUT PARENTING UNTIL YOU’RE IN THE THICK OF IT!
So, if I could offer any advice to new parents, I wouldn’t just reiterate the obvious about how your life changes forever. Instead, I’d invite them to sit back, relax with a drink, and dive into the nitty-gritty realities. Let’s get started…
1: Kids Are Disgusting
Most people grasp the concept that kids make messes—spills, accidents, and more. But nothing prepares you for the reality of being the one cleaning up all that “stuff.” Sure, diapers and potty training are expected, but what about those moments when your child decides to have an “accident” in public? Or when they throw a tantrum and end up spewing their snack all over the place? And let’s not forget the booger-eating phase, which, trust me, every kid will go through at some point. It’s a wild ride, and you’ll want to keep some hand sanitizer handy!
2: Kids Are Always Dirty
Before having kids, I thought I understood the messiness. I was wrong. No matter how often you clean, crumbs will find their way into every nook and cranny of your home—and even into your toothpaste. Your car will become a treasure trove of old snacks, and everything will be sticky, from toys to doorknobs. You’ll need a stockpile of cleaning supplies to keep your house from resembling a disaster zone.
3: Kids Are Hoarders
Expect toys to take over your life. You may have envisioned a tidy home, but toys will multiply like rabbits. No room will be spared, and even if you try to maintain some order with bins and shelves, it will eventually all descend into chaos. You’ll have to embrace the mess or risk losing your sanity.
4: Kids Are Always Mooching
Kids have an uncanny ability to sense food, no matter what you’re eating. They’ll swarm you with requests for “just one bite” of whatever you have. If you want to enjoy a meal in peace, you have two choices: either don’t share (which will lead to relentless begging) or give them a bite of something they’ll find disgusting, leading to a swift retreat. And don’t think it ends with food; they’ll want to “borrow” all your belongings too!
5: Kids Don’t Sleep
You can count on your child to throw a wrench in your sleep schedule at the worst possible times. Just when you think you have a routine, they’ll decide to skip a nap or wake up at the crack of dawn on a day you could have slept in. Embrace the unpredictability, because your kids will keep you guessing!
6: Kids Are Incredibly Needy
From the moment they arrive, kids require constant attention and care. Newborns can’t do anything for themselves, but as they grow, their neediness doesn’t really diminish. You’ll find yourself juggling their demands while trying to maintain your own sanity. Just when you think you’ve got it figured out, they’ll find new ways to ask for your help!
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