Is your child captivated by Frozen? Naturally, they are. Here we present the inevitable phases of a Frozen fascination.
Phase 1
What an incredible film! The empowered female characters, Olaf’s humor, the stunning visuals of ice and snow, the heartfelt bond of sisterly love (cue the tears), and the music—it’s simply exceptional! Hooray for Disney!
Phase 2
“Let it gooooo, let it gooooo, can’t hold it back anymoooore!” (Sigh) Idina Menzel’s voice is just mesmerizing, isn’t it?
Phase 3
“Do you wanna build a snoooowmaaaan? It doesn’t have to be a snooowmaaaan. Okay, byyyyyye.” (Sniff) That scene gets me every single time.
Phase 4
Of course, kids! Let’s purchase the DVD and the soundtrack! It’s only the most remarkable Disney movie ever produced!
Phase 5
How adorable! The children have memorized all the songs!
Phase 6
Oh, how adorable! They’re singing “Let it Go” non-stop!
Phase 7
Wow. They’re really belting out “Let it Go” ALL DAY LONG.
Phase 8
GOOD GRIEF, THEY’RE BELTING OUT “LET IT GO” ALL. FREAKING. DAY.
Phase 9
Please, for the love of all that is good, let it go, kids. Seriously. LET IT GO.
Phase 10
Oh my goodness, now it’s all over social media. I have to listen to other kids sing it too? How many times does one song have to play before it qualifies as torture?
Phase 11
I can hear it in my dreams now. Every. Single. Night.
Phase 12
KIDS, IF YOU DON’T STOP SINGING, I MIGHT JUST LET YOU GO.
Phase 13
Disney is the nemesis, and Idina Menzel is the source of all my frustrations.
Phase 14
What’s that, kids? No, I have no idea what happened to the DVD and the soundtrack. Maybe they vanished. Perhaps the enormous snow monster devoured them. OR MAYBE YOU WORE THEM OUT SO MUCH THEY SIMPLY GAVE UP EXISTING.
Phase 15
I understand you’re heartbroken, kids. Yes, I see that you can’t “let it go.” Wow, you’re really that upset, huh? Well, I have just one thing to say: “Let the stoooorm raaaage ooooooooon. The cold never bothered me anyway.”
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In summary, the stages of a Frozen fascination are both predictable and amusing, reflecting the intense enthusiasm children can have for their favorite films. As parents, navigating these phases can lead to both joy and exasperation, ultimately uniting us in shared experiences.