Parenting Insights
Navigating Disneyland with a Toddler by One Comedic Parent
Updated: Dec. 1, 2016 | Originally Published: Jan. 25, 2014
Planning a trip to Disneyland with a toddler? Here are some professional insights to enhance your experience and ensure you make it through the day.
- Purchase Tickets in Advance: Secure your tickets online and print them before your visit. This will spare you the agony of yet another line after spending 20 minutes parking, 15 minutes boarding the tram, and an additional 20 minutes behind someone who is purchasing annual passes for their entire family. As you know, long waits are the antithesis of a toddler’s patience.
- Indulge in Treats Early: Within two hours of entering the park, treat yourself and your little one to an ice cream cone or a cupcake (or both). The sugar rush can create a temporary illusion that you are indeed at the “Happiest Place on Earth,” making your experience a bit more pleasant.
- Prepare for Social Interactions: Be aware that you may attract a rowdy group of individuals who can test your patience, particularly while waiting for the tram. Carry your own refreshments to cope with the situation, as it remains unclear whether Disneyland offers alcoholic beverages for sale.
- Avoid LA Traffic: Steering through Los Angeles traffic is rarely a wise choice. Opt to stay at a modest hotel nearby or rely on the hospitality of a relative to lessen the burden of your trip. Consider leaving one of your other children with relatives for a more enjoyable excursion.
- Pack Entertainment: Bring along a selection of toys and books to keep your toddler entertained during the seemingly endless lines. Your phone should remain your distraction, as you will need something to occupy your own time as well.
- Mind Your Hunger: Prevent yourself from becoming “hangry” and avoid settling for subpar food options like breaded chicken nuggets and limp fries. Instead, indulge in popcorn, churros, and cotton candy throughout the day, as most park restaurants offer overpriced, reheated meals.
- Manage Nap Time Wisely: When your child, who typically naps around 1:00 PM, starts to exhibit crankiness, consider giving her a little more sugar, similar to tactics seen on reality shows. You might find this surprisingly effective.
- Redirect Attention: If your toddler keeps insisting on riding the carousel, take her on the teacups instead. The spinning action may temporarily distract her from her fixation.
- Seek Cool Refuge: During unseasonably warm weather, look for shelter in the “It’s a Small World” ride. It offers air conditioning and a lengthy experience to escape the heat.
- Embrace Shared Parental Frustration: If you find yourself feeling regret during your visit, take a moment to observe other parents. Many will share the same expression of overwhelm as they strive to keep their children happy. Resist the urge to celebrate your child’s good behavior too soon, as it’s only a matter of time before your turn comes around.
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In summary, visiting Disneyland with a toddler can be a challenging yet rewarding experience. By planning ahead, managing expectations, and keeping your little one entertained, you can help ensure a more enjoyable day for everyone involved.