Is your child captivated by Frozen? Of course, they are. It’s a universal phenomenon. Let’s explore the inevitable phases of this Frozen fascination.
Phase 1
Wow! WHAT A FANTASTIC FILM!! The powerful female leads, OLAF (so funny!), the breathtaking visuals of snow and ice, the BOND OF SISTERHOOD (pass the tissues), and OH, the MUSIC! It’s simply AMAZING! Hooray for Disney!
Phase 2
“Let it gooooo, let it goooooo, can’t hold it back anymoooore!” (Sigh) Can we talk about how incredible Idina Menzel is?
Phase 3
“Do you wanna build a snoooowmaaaan? It doesn’t have to be a snooowmaaaan. Okay, byyyyyye.” (Sniff) That scene gets me every single time.
Phase 4
Sure, kids! Let’s get the DVD and the soundtrack. It’s practically the best Disney movie EVER!
Phase 5
Oh, how adorable! The children have memorized all the songs!
Phase 6
Oh, how charming! They’re singing “Let it Go” nonstop!
Phase 7
Wow. They’re really singing “Let it Go” ALL DAY LONG.
Phase 8
GOOD GRIEF, THEY’RE SINGING “LET IT GO” ALL. FREAKING. DAY. LONG.
Phase 9
Please. For the love of all things good, just let it go, kids. For real. LET IT GO.
Phase 10
Oh no, now it’s all over social media. I have to endure other kids singing it, too? How many times does one song have to play before it becomes torture?
Phase 11
I’m hearing it in my dreams now. In my dreams. Every night.
Phase 12
OMIGOSH, KIDS. IF YOU DON’T STOP SINGING, I’M GOING TO LET YOU GO.
Phase 13
Disney is the ultimate villain, and Idina Menzel must be the spawn of Satan.
Phase 14
What, children? No, I have NO IDEA what happened to the DVD and soundtrack. Maybe they got lost. Perhaps the big snow monster devoured them. OR MAYBE YOU WORE THEM OUT SO MUCH THEY LOST THE WILL TO LIVE.
Phase 15
Yes, I know you’re heartbroken, kids. Yes, I comprehend you can’t “let it go.” Wow, you’re THAT upset, huh? Well… I just have one thing to say: “Let the stoooorm raaaage ooooooooon. The cold never bothered me anyway.”
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In summary, the phases of a Frozen obsession can be both delightful and overwhelming for parents. From the initial excitement to the relentless repetition, it’s a journey many parents can relate to.